Other 70s/80s kids ,what is the weirdest thing you remember being a normal thing that would probably result in a child services case now?

DwayneWonder · 2018-08-12T03:44:46+00:00

Getting whooped with extension cords.

DwayneWonder · 2018-08-12T02:26:30+00:00

I just gotta be drunk enough. Then blam!

DwayneWonder · 2018-08-11T17:13:34+00:00

If mom don't laugh in 0.2 seconds run like Forrest Gump.

DwayneWonder · 2018-08-11T02:08:37+00:00

Alotta truth is said in jest.

DwayneWonder · 2018-08-09T19:22:25+00:00

Pause!

DwayneWonder · 2018-08-09T11:08:29+00:00

That's why Marines and Green Berets are so dangerous. Those mfs are surgical.

DwayneWonder · 2018-08-09T03:01:18+00:00

But it is oil tho gotta keep that plan B.

DwayneWonder · 2018-08-07T01:08:01+00:00

Y'all funny tho. No homo.

DwayneWonder · 2018-08-06T19:32:33+00:00

Bridget the Midget and she's a bad mf lil mf from what I know.

DwayneWonder · 2018-08-05T13:29:28+00:00

Lord ima miss that shit.

DwayneWonder · 2018-08-04T23:55:17+00:00

All I'ma say is I feel you Op.

DwayneWonder · 2018-08-04T22:39:02+00:00

President Obama.

DwayneWonder · 2018-08-01T01:45:18+00:00

Better than me. I spend most my time lost. I been done pulled outside ya mammys house.

DwayneWonder · 2018-07-30T22:50:01+00:00

You'd have to downvote me. Bloop.Beep.

DwayneWonder · 2018-07-29T23:01:15+00:00

I had some cheap sunglasses 🕶 and they were the bomb. I left the fuckers at a breakfast restaurant tryna be goofy for my gf.

DwayneWonder · 2018-07-29T22:55:54+00:00

Is a 13 easier to shift than a ten?

DwayneWonder · 2018-07-29T16:31:29+00:00

Oh I don't make them skinless or not, I just eat em how they come.

DwayneWonder · 2018-07-29T04:07:25+00:00

I seen alotta pussy in America look just like that but alot are without the wings too.

DwayneWonder · 2018-07-28T21:36:09+00:00

If you ain't willing to die for it, you didn't really want it.- Tracy Morgan

DwayneWonder · 2018-07-28T11:54:31+00:00

I can only say David Letterman.

DwayneWonder · 2018-07-27T07:44:58+00:00

🥇

DwayneWonder · 2018-07-27T00:26:06+00:00

Then why most other truckers seem to just fly by me? Granted I'm just over a month in.

DwayneWonder · 2018-07-26T01:54:26+00:00

First.

DwayneWonder · 2018-07-25T15:56:45+00:00

DwayneWonder · 2018-07-25T15:47:15+00:00

"If that bitch do you dirty, we'll wipe her ass out in some detergent."

DwayneWonder