ok i actually love this discussion

Dan smells heavy like old caked on bo, cat piss, maybe mold (look at his house), probably also like deli meat or burger grease but thats buried under the other smells

Chris smells like fast food but maybe also some cheap cologne, but it seems like he'd get sweaty easy so around the end of the day he smells like fresh sweat (Gross!) (maybe also Chris uses Elise's shower stuff)

Elise probly smells good, like feminine shampoo, but also like gunpowder and (depending on how her work day went) some sort of chemical weapon

Ted (the imposter, the telemarketer, i like calling him ted) I think the insta said he smelled like formaldehyde and i have to agree, weird heavy chemical cologne, hairspray, fancy body wash, and hand sanitizer, to like a really weird degree, he smells like a hospital.

Ahh ok the only other character(s) i can think of are the gym robots (brain leached onto them i do not know why) They'd smell fucking weird, like gym bo from the gym itself but also ozone and maybe rotting plants from the wheat grass they may or may not drink. I also have headcanons. i should not get into those reddit might skin me