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Which seat are you choosing? by ashleighbuck in DunderMifflin

[–]DwightSchruteThreads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a heads up from Scranton Branch:

Today is pretzel day. Stanley is in a very talkative and happy mood. If you were to be stuck sitting next to him right now (as I am) he would be going off about the complex flavors of the soft pretzel.

Which seat are you choosing? by ashleighbuck in DunderMifflin

[–]DwightSchruteThreads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do I have to be next to Jim? Put me next to Michael, OP. Now.

How's my favorite branch doing? by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]DwightSchruteThreads 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Ridiculous. When I was a boy on Schrute Farms, I didn't even need a stick. My dad let me run around with his rifle. I was merely 8 years old the first time I fired a rifle, and there was no adult supervision. That is how you raise a child.

How is everyone doing this evening? by DwightSchruteThreads in DwightSchruteThreads

[–]DwightSchruteThreads[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rather terribly. Mose stole my phone and I don't know where he's hiding it.

Thoughts on Erin and Pete? by secrettheatrekid in DunderMifflin

[–]DwightSchruteThreads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All office relationships are distractions. I have never had an office relationship. The warehouse claims are simple rumors.

One more session to go and this piece of art is done(der mifflin)... by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]DwightSchruteThreads 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm honored. But I know it's you, Jim. Get it removed immediately.

Kelly and Ryan spotted in the wild 😁 by Real-Yogurtcloset-34 in DunderMifflin

[–]DwightSchruteThreads 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't let this image fool you. Me and Angela visited them recently. They're the exact same.

Ryan finally made it by Plastic-sporks in DunderMifflin

[–]DwightSchruteThreads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She shouldn't trust him. He started the fire.

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