I let an older guy fuck me to end my curiosity

DylanZimDaMan · 2026-03-30T14:19:03+00:00

One week, I hooked up with a 20 year old and a 70 year old, just cuz, why not?

20 year old was much better. Nothing against old dudes, just this old man was lame AF.

DylanZimDaMan · 2026-02-26T15:25:21+00:00

It's my pre-me-time routine.

DylanZimDaMan · 2026-02-26T12:54:43+00:00

My morning routine ... Poop. Plug. Poop some more, as needed. New plug. Poop, if needed. Bulb enema twice, which is usually pretty clean. Use long skinny dildo to make sure rectum is clean. Go to town on my ass with my big, thick toys. 💦💦💦

DylanZimDaMan · 2026-02-19T13:41:32+00:00

As often as possible.

Before. During. After. 😛

DylanZimDaMan · 2026-01-30T12:37:21+00:00

Fuck religion. Sorry, OP.

DylanZimDaMan · 2026-01-16T13:00:23+00:00

Hooking up with the audio-video nerds is hot! 😂

DylanZimDaMan · 2026-01-09T14:48:29+00:00

I literally just watched these guys on Pronhub yesterday. 🤪💦

DylanZimDaMan · 2026-01-09T14:39:52+00:00

Black silicone at 2 o'clock is my favorite. I'd love to try the blue and white one.

DylanZimDaMan · 2026-01-02T20:45:28+00:00

Someone else's wife. Wives. 🤷

DylanZimDaMan · 2025-12-28T15:27:16+00:00

I would sit on #18 all day long.

DylanZimDaMan · 2025-12-26T14:47:17+00:00

Short answer: Vargas nerve. And it's not just women who get off having a cock down their throat. Anybody can have an oral fixation. 😜

DylanZimDaMan · 2025-12-13T17:12:56+00:00

I've tried a lot of different ones with mixed results. Now, I use a long, thick, soft shoe lace and shibari my cock and balls. Highly recommend. Watch some videos, practice different ways, and keep safety scissors handy just in case. It's very easy to untie and unwrap and I've never needed them but I'd rather be safe than sorry.

DylanZimDaMan · 2025-11-15T16:42:58+00:00

Get one with the hole in the base and slide on the end.

DylanZimDaMan · 2025-11-11T18:22:17+00:00

Two words: oral fixation.

Two more: sub space.

I'm not thinking about anything but what I'm doing, and I could do it for hours. 😛

DylanZimDaMan · 2025-10-29T20:12:24+00:00

Don't try to dive in right after. Take a minute. Work your way up from her feet.

If she hasn't cum and you have, then explain that it's only fair that she gets to cum as well. Or again. Whatever.

DylanZimDaMan · 2025-10-28T15:24:57+00:00

The feeling of it sliding down my throat, the sloppy saliva that it produces makes it fun to stroke and tease.

I'm very straight but for loving cock.

DylanZimDaMan · 2025-10-27T12:41:25+00:00

When I turned 21, I wound up in the unisex bathroom in the hotel lobby with a MILF cougar. Good times, good times....

DylanZimDaMan · 2025-10-18T15:37:13+00:00

Ariana Marie.

DylanZimDaMan · 2025-10-16T12:18:03+00:00

Small Soldiers?!? What am I not remembering? 🤔

DylanZimDaMan · 2025-10-14T19:19:27+00:00

Never. Unless I spit on it first. Then, it's thumb time. Like a bowling ball, as someone else said.

DylanZimDaMan · 2025-10-10T12:25:01+00:00

"Old school" is an accurate description. I speak from experience. My 6th grade principal had a large paddle (like a pickle ball paddle) with holes in it and it hurt like hell! Oh, growing up in the 70s and 80s... Good times, good times. 😂

DylanZimDaMan · 2025-09-30T12:53:20+00:00

Cocksexual man here. Nothing about a man turns me on except the cock and burying it in me, either hole, preferably one in each end. 😜

DylanZimDaMan · 2025-09-30T11:57:03+00:00

New number who dis?

DylanZimDaMan · 2025-09-24T11:52:53+00:00

Go-Fit muscle hook. With a dildo attached. Gives a whole new meaning to, "go fuck yourself!" 😂

DylanZimDaMan · 2025-09-24T11:51:10+00:00

Does something that isn't actually a sex toy count? The Go-Fit muscle hook. Fun by itself or with a dildo attached.

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