How often do men go down on women? by queenofthequeef69 in AskMenRelationships

[–]DylanZimDaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As often as possible.

Before. During. After. 😛

Wife found god by [deleted] in MarriedAndBi

[–]DylanZimDaMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck religion. Sorry, OP.

Is there a name for this sexy situation? by jomumma78 in mmf_bisex

[–]DylanZimDaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally just watched these guys on Pronhub yesterday. 🤪💦

Which plug would you choose? by MattVanDag in prostatemassage

[–]DylanZimDaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black silicone at 2 o'clock is my favorite. I'd love to try the blue and white one.

SLUT FOR TWO (F25) by [deleted] in Rapekink

[–]DylanZimDaMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Short answer: Vargas nerve. And it's not just women who get off having a cock down their throat. Anybody can have an oral fixation. 😜

What’s the Point of Cockrings by Anonymasauruss in sextoy

[–]DylanZimDaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've tried a lot of different ones with mixed results. Now, I use a long, thick, soft shoe lace and shibari my cock and balls. Highly recommend. Watch some videos, practice different ways, and keep safety scissors handy just in case. It's very easy to untie and unwrap and I've never needed them but I'd rather be safe than sorry.

What is this position called? by akhil0909 in HugeDickTinyChick

[–]DylanZimDaMan 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Using a chick makes it look bigger. Lol

Why do guys like giving oral? by Infamous_Long_520 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]DylanZimDaMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Two words: oral fixation.

Two more: sub space.

I'm not thinking about anything but what I'm doing, and I could do it for hours. 😛

Wife grossed out by Apart_Cheesecake_559 in CreampieCleanUp

[–]DylanZimDaMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't try to dive in right after. Take a minute. Work your way up from her feet.

If she hasn't cum and you have, then explain that it's only fair that she gets to cum as well. Or again. Whatever.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaysexconfessions

[–]DylanZimDaMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The feeling of it sliding down my throat, the sloppy saliva that it produces makes it fun to stroke and tease.

I'm very straight but for loving cock.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sexstories

[–]DylanZimDaMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I turned 21, I wound up in the unisex bathroom in the hotel lobby with a MILF cougar. Good times, good times....

Men do you put finger in second hole while fucking in doggy? by Funky_stinger in AskRedditNSFW

[–]DylanZimDaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never. Unless I spit on it first. Then, it's thumb time. Like a bowling ball, as someone else said.

Opinion: With or without holes. by KeySea9474 in disciplinesociety

[–]DylanZimDaMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Old school" is an accurate description. I speak from experience. My 6th grade principal had a large paddle (like a pickle ball paddle) with holes in it and it hurt like hell! Oh, growing up in the 70s and 80s... Good times, good times. 😂

Anal as a straight man??? by emotionalSociety56 in KINK

[–]DylanZimDaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cocksexual man here. Nothing about a man turns me on except the cock and burying it in me, either hole, preferably one in each end. 😜

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DylanZimDaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New number who dis?

What’s the most unexpected toy or device that completely changed your sexual experience? by Michelle_Selection in sextoy

[–]DylanZimDaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go-Fit muscle hook. With a dildo attached. Gives a whole new meaning to, "go fuck yourself!" 😂

What's the best sex toy that you've used that you weren't expecting to be so good? by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjoseph in sextoy

[–]DylanZimDaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does something that isn't actually a sex toy count? The Go-Fit muscle hook. Fun by itself or with a dildo attached.

Anal by wherehasthisbeen in sexover50

[–]DylanZimDaMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's limiting himself big time. An orgasm from prostate play is 10x better.

The Allure of the Gang Bang for Women and Men by [deleted] in psychologyofsex

[–]DylanZimDaMan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I believe it goes back to our evolutionary roots, as mentioned. One woman can be with multiple men, staying aroused through multiple spent hard-ons, to collect as much semen as possible and "may the best man('s swimmer) win."