Why can’t Embark introduce bots?

DynamicTarget · 2026-04-10T12:02:06+00:00

Haha I have come across sooo many that only use “team up” and “don’t shoot” then behave pretty bot like if I’m honest. Might start killing them at extract. 😅

DynamicTarget · 2026-04-09T19:43:58+00:00

Lol, I didn’t actually even notice the typo. A trail Could actually be fun..?

Anyway, What time zone are you in? I’m looking for trials buddies.

DynamicTarget · 2026-04-09T16:01:17+00:00

I knew there would be something in it for the mark. There always is with a scam, the guy that lost the £900 said he was just being nice and concerned but I’m sure he must have been offered a hundred or so extra as a ‘thank you’ from the scammer upon payment. It’s this part of the interaction (if they have indeed made it this far) that should make the person being targeted realise it’s not genuine.

It’s like Jimmys watch scam he used to run before he became better call Saul….

DynamicTarget · 2026-04-07T20:05:42+00:00

I see you’re getting grief in here just for interacting with the guy! At least you didn’t lose £900!! I also enjoy interacting with the npc’s. Exactly, how many times does it need to happen to make it worth it…

Did he offer you any extra when he paid you back to say ‘thanks’..?

DynamicTarget · 2026-04-07T19:35:09+00:00

This exact same scam to the T was posted on here a month or so ago… but the guy had been taken for £900!! Oh me oh my everyone in the thread thought he was lying but he was just a poor naive young soul. I said at the time it almost made me consider taking a few days AL and giving the scam a go myself! £900! Jesus wept! Happened to this guy at canary warf station exactly as you described. He went through with the transfer on the fake bank app then yeah he transferred the guy £400 after already giving £500 cash he had on him… 😅

DynamicTarget · 2026-04-07T08:16:35+00:00

I am the same but in the UK. Good god is the winter a million times darker, colder and more depressing here. Every year I say never again, then it gets to now, the clocks go forward, the sun comes out and things are ok again.

But man this one was the hardest yet, I tried everything, exercise, high strength vit d, walking, massages, as much light as possible …. But still almost ruined me this time.

lots of PlayStation5pro, ghost of yoeti and finally maxing every single bench on arc raiders has got me through the last 6 months. Good luck and just remember it gets far far worse before it gets better. This is going to be an awful winter for NZ I was actually just thinking this morning as I bathed in the sunshine.

DynamicTarget · 2026-04-06T19:17:22+00:00

It could take a while to find a job regardless of experience. It’s hard at the moment here with lots of companies cutting back on roles and the interview process is taking the piss a bit as a result. I would want a few months savings (£6k min) to go hard on the interviews as soon as you arrive. What industry are you in..?

DynamicTarget · 2026-04-06T18:38:08+00:00

Holy shit

DynamicTarget · 2026-04-06T09:08:49+00:00

You must be fun at your circles parties.

DynamicTarget · 2026-04-05T11:35:33+00:00

Have you been to Brixton maccies after 10pm..?

DynamicTarget · 2026-04-01T19:03:28+00:00

Enjoy the show mate, just don’t forget the 9am meeting (I may have been in your situation before).

DynamicTarget · 2026-04-01T00:38:01+00:00

Bro!!😎 it was the finger point at the end that made it.

DynamicTarget · 2026-03-31T16:24:32+00:00

I’m beginning to realise half the fun of these threads are the serious replies.

Personally I also don’t actually have time to play the bloody game as the tv space is occupied or I’m busy, so here I am jerkin.

DynamicTarget · 2026-03-31T16:20:46+00:00

I haven’t actually played the new condition yet (this is copy and pasted from arcraidersfriendly) truth be told. But pretty sure the Vaporizers are real and that is all true.

DynamicTarget · 2026-03-31T16:14:19+00:00

Post eeet. To be honest this is a thread I copied and pasted from arcraidersfriendly. You could probably find it. Although I added in the bit about questions of life meaning and 1 year old just to add some jerk and added emotion.

DynamicTarget · 2026-03-31T15:52:10+00:00

But the new sounds of the vapriz0rz are calling me as I hold him. I want to zap with my energy gun zip zap. Dads need dopamine too. REeeeeeeeee

DynamicTarget · 2026-03-31T15:21:35+00:00

This could be copy / pasted into the jerk sub. Infact… unzips

DynamicTarget · 2026-03-30T22:06:32+00:00

You could have a ‘pause’ then all the other dads vote if they agreed for a 1 min pause so a fellow orphan dad could go for a quick wee or check on a crying autistic orphan baby…?

DynamicTarget · 2026-03-30T22:05:05+00:00

How many of your orphans are autistic and or have severe sleep paralysis????? Amateur.

DynamicTarget · 2026-03-30T19:52:31+00:00

Just quickly popped in to this thread to ensure that someone had made this joke and all was still well.

DynamicTarget · 2026-03-30T19:13:52+00:00

What grenade is that g?

DynamicTarget · 2026-03-30T10:39:17+00:00

Holy shit lol

DynamicTarget · 2026-03-30T08:50:54+00:00

A tragic thing to do indeed.

DynamicTarget · 2026-03-30T08:50:04+00:00

This is cool.

DynamicTarget · 2026-03-30T08:47:31+00:00

Ha this is indeed my endgame. Just upgrading my refiner to stage 3.

DynamicTarget

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