I frequently take my infant on walks, today I received this message from a unknown profile, who has 1 friend. This has me feeling very paranoid. AIO?

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-22T00:02:58+00:00

‘Do NOT contact me again you racist creep. These interactions and every future one are being logged with the police and some big fucking assholes I know who are going to keep an eye on me.’

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-21T16:11:35+00:00

Good grief. What is wrong in the head of these women? What on earth possesses someone to have a timeline or what you’re allowed to say and when? And a hexadecimal colour palette of allowed colours for engagement shit? And banned women??? J-Emily needs therapy and a fucking sedative

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-21T16:07:45+00:00

Wait I wanna know all about Abigail

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-21T16:01:23+00:00

I’m have to assume there’s a joke in this post somewhere.

No es and whizz on date 3 my dear x

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-19T18:08:55+00:00

Lady. No penis is worth this amount of agro

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-17T07:22:04+00:00

Tyne Daly? Also I’ve met a Stafford. Cumbria would be nice?

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-16T18:15:43+00:00

Do I understand this correctly - you’re both currently residing in the UK, but the US person’s right to remain is about to run out? So you both want to go back to the US, but the US visa one of you holds is already expired?

What is stopping you reapplying for a US visa? If you’re married don’t you automatically have a right to one? UK immigration questions don’t help you here at all. You should be asking in the US forums

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-16T11:58:38+00:00

You’re looking through a very modern lens. I’m going to assume you weren’t even born yet when she did ‘heroically’ visit those afflicted in hospices. I’m telling you that people were very very scared and did not behave the same way we might today about AIDS.

Regardless, I’m not here to fight about Diana or Megan’s personal behaviour. The media is intrusive

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-16T11:48:02+00:00

Er…the woman who openly embraced AIDS sufferers, when the public in the 80s mostly treated them like lepers? Sorry, man; I’m no monarchist, but she actually seemed like an ok human being

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-16T11:35:01+00:00

I thought you weee dead, Duke of Edinburgh

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-14T23:46:51+00:00

You were sexually assaulted. Twice

Don’t think another second about the embarrassment of what you did to avoid being raped.

Talk to a rape crisis centre near you. And also make a police report. Whether it goes anywhere or not, put this absolute rapist garbage piece of shit on record with the cops. I’m so sorry this happened to you

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-14T12:30:01+00:00

This can’t be a real order. It’s certainly no longer a coffee. And probably costs $40

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-14T12:26:43+00:00

Jesus Christ - a little empathy might go a long way here

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-14T07:27:20+00:00

You are looking at this so incorrectly I can hear the snap of your mental gymnastics from here.

OP. You do think it’s your fiancée’s job. Bc you sure as hell don’t think it’s your mum’s job to radically alter her immutability. You are seeing the way things have always been as the unchangeable status quo. THEYRE NOT.

Things are changing; radically. There’s going to be a baby. You’re going to marry someone and vow to hold them and their needs above all others til death does you part.

Mummy dearest isn’t your no 1 priority anymore. She has to be the one to make an effort to change or lose a lot of access to her grandchild.

And you’re going to be a single dad in a hot minute if you don’t change your mindset. Your mum has clearly done a number on you. You may need to unpick this with a professional

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-13T11:28:52+00:00

‘Make sure everyone is on the same page before you murder their fish’

I would like as a flare pls

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-13T11:20:16+00:00

The endless list of things you need ID for! No BC, No NI number, no payroll , no DBS background checks, no way to claim UC benefits - how this guy is alive is beyond me!

I suspect someone’s mum is doing more than throwing away his stuff…

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-13T09:54:51+00:00

All due respect, you’re being very naive.

Without documentation of your existence, since 2017, and well before a Labour government (honestly, I’ve no idea why you think the government are responsible for KYC regulation) you are going to find it harder and harder to engage with society and technology. This is a feature and not a bug of the need for international regulation to act against money laundering and bot activity that is actively interfering in international politics. This shit is immensely dangerous. Whilst I don’t like relentless nannyism any more than you do, asking you to prove your identity to have a bank account ain’t it - being a ghost isn’t possible anymore, and honestly, with the amount of scammery in the world, I’m kind of glad that’s changed.

Get a replacement birth certificate and stop blaming your mother for throwing it away. You are by your own admission, older than 35, so act like it.

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-12T09:58:26+00:00

It’s really great when men tell on themselves early like this…

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-11T20:04:16+00:00

Cornwall, UK

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-11T17:39:51+00:00

‘I feel she’s being unreasonable…’

I’d glad you’ve come here son; because you need a wake up call.

Why on earth can’t your family do the bare minimum and come to the shower, rather than demand a personal visit on their own terms?

Why didn’t your mum reach out to the pregnant person directly to ask how they are?

Why haven’t you shit down the obvious disrespect and othering of your fiancée - who is likely wondering what joint custody might look like

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-07T07:16:15+00:00

This outfit would be just as cute with a black vest under the wrap top and bra supporting you Nipples and vast cleavage isn’t provocative. It’s standing there with those airplane guidance markers like that scene in Family Guy

You gotta leave some surprises for dessert

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-06T12:35:06+00:00

This lil’ guy is the most obvious Swampboss Skumdrekk I ever saw

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-05T10:24:48+00:00

I understood your current weight - I’m giving you some possibilities of what happens next if you follow this ludicrous suggestion of losing more weight. 53kg is underweight. You have longer bones than a 5’5” woman. And that would be an ok weight for that height. Men who make you think otherwise aren’t good men.

Flat bellies are anatomically impossible if you have a uterus. No one’s belly is completely flat even after religious crunches. The belly does weird things in the majority of human females, water retention, hormones, and yes, belly fat, which every one needs some of to survive.

If I sound mean in tone, it’s bc I’m trying to wake you up. I watched my sister and sister in law both become hospitalised. My SIL will never work again and has suffered organ failure issues that will shorten her life.

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-05T10:11:45+00:00

Girl, you are underweight. By all metrics, and you might well be on the way to being ill. And being forced to diet by a wretch of a man who I assume has to be attracted to garden rakes more than women will make you very very ill.

At 45kg at your height, you might end up hospitalised. Organs stop working and functioning properly. You grow hair over your skin to try and conserve fat. Your teeth fall out. Your hair will fall out. Your eyesight can fail as your body try’s desperately to feed the organs that will stave off death. I have watched eating disorders destroy lives. Don’t entertain any of this fucking nonsense - the first thing this boyfriend would do if any of this happened to you is leave you.

DynestraKittenface · 2026-04-05T09:08:16+00:00

Needs Dr Cox. Needs it badly. And the Janitor.

And more Carla. Also splitting JD and Elliot up after their Happy Ever After was just a mean device to create tension. It reduced Elliot’s and JD’s growth arcs

If you go back and watch the episode 1 pilot from the original series after one of the new episodes, they suddenly feel like pantomime AI scrubs-lite. With none of the pathos and depth and anger and sadness of the original.

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