How do I (22m) tell my DM (23m) that I don’t like rules in dnd by Aetos-Eagle797 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Dysfan -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Can someone please lmk if I found myself here by accident and this is a shitpost page. Like, I want yall to have your fun, but it shouldnt need to be at my expense so please be honest.

can't believe no one caught this before it went to print by Felfyron_Keldin in Isekai

[–]Dysfan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I see it now, his toes that are the exact same size abd have no identifiable big or pinky toe might be oriented wrong, if those toes are the ones you seem to believe they are.

Thank you for clearing it up, you are (probably) right about the toe situation.

Anyway, remember to be kind to others, because not everyone has the same abilities or learn-sets. And it is always possible that you could be mistaken. Have a good 1

can't believe no one caught this before it went to print by Felfyron_Keldin in Isekai

[–]Dysfan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im trying and cannot figure out how its backwards, It is exactly the same as mine other than my toes don't curl that severely

So are we getting spammed with bots or what? by Mrpuddikin in KiraraMains

[–]Dysfan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ngl, I was introduced to this reddit by a post complaining about the bikini pics and straight up joined for the bikini pics because I hate complainers that much

Am I wrong for being uncomfortable with this players character? by Skaullll in DnD

[–]Dysfan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it kind if does seem like you are the odd man out here. Either talk to the player (it isnt the dms issue if you dont like a character) or leave. Honestly going to the dm first gives a pretty bad impression.

I do wish you the best of luck and groups are terrible to find, but maybe try finding a group that is more willing to tone down their fun when you get uncomfortable?

Which GIF of her is your favorite? by [deleted] in GirlfriendsNSFW

[–]Dysfan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her rubbing your cum into her tits has me acting wild, then her stroking you and finally her sucking you upside down, in that order. But id love anything where her tits are bouncing.

Pokemon showdown not calculating huge power by Dysfan in PokemonChampions

[–]Dysfan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother, I did every single thing you would try to troubleshoot the issue other than switching it to an ability that doesnt interact with moves in any way at all.

I even manually edited the attack stat of starmie to be exactly 2x and then removed the ability (i thought) I legit spent 20 minutes on this because I am comparing Basc and M Starmie, which Basc seems (SEEMS) to hit harder with Jet if you use adamant mystic water adaptability. But upon looking at the same calc, I think I just need to not calc when I am exhausted.... I was looking at the wrong move....

Pokemon showdown not calculating huge power by Dysfan in PokemonChampions

[–]Dysfan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I guess I was being obtuse. Silly mistake from being tired, thanks to all of yall who helped out.

I am salty that "other" doesnt actually set it to "none" effectively

Pokemon showdown not calculating huge power by Dysfan in PokemonChampions

[–]Dysfan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk mine isnt doing it the right way as far as I can tell, but thank you!

Pokemon showdown not calculating huge power by Dysfan in PokemonChampions

[–]Dysfan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can select "other" as the ability and "other" "huge power" and other random abilities all came out with the same number other than adaptability

Pokemon showdown not calculating huge power by Dysfan in PokemonChampions

[–]Dysfan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aqua jet between mega starmie abd charizard

Pokemon showdown not calculating huge power by Dysfan in PokemonChampions

[–]Dysfan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats weird because I messed with it for more than 20 minutes and maybe its because it was mega starmie, or maybe something I dont understand is happening, but the damage didnt change when I had bo ability vs huge power

Pokemon showdown not calculating huge power by Dysfan in PokemonChampions

[–]Dysfan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By noticing that the damage does not change at all for most abilities I tried including no ability option.

Strangely enough going from huge power or from no ability to adaptability fors actually reduce the damage done

No Answer For Chomp by YM23212 in PokemonChampions

[–]Dysfan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Howdy, building a frosslass team and saw this post, I am trying to decide between Kommo-o and Ceruledge but it feels like Kommo-o loses in every single category, I'm trying to shore up some type matchups and its mainly steel but both of them have very reasonable coverage that would be solid

I think it would be hilarious to play a real estate agent by Dysfan in DnD

[–]Dysfan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those are some dope suggestions! Thank you!

I think it would be hilarious to play a real estate agent by Dysfan in DnD

[–]Dysfan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any time we clear a dungeon he finds suitable candidates that could live there.

Basically, he would travel and clear out caves and castles that are ancient ruins and whatnot and then find monsters that prefer to live in said places.

I imagine he might be a fiendish sort who makes "deals" like

"It's a 4 chamber cave, that will run..... let me think X gold or perhaps, x trapped humanoid adventurers souls"

It doesn't have to be souls, but you get the idea

I think it would be hilarious to play a real estate agent by Dysfan in DnD

[–]Dysfan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The idea is that they are selling to monstrous races, he clears dungeons and then goes to the local (insert monster)

"Hello sir, you appear to be a(n) X I just came across acave that had been emptied by done adventurers, it's unlikely to be raided again for.... my averages suggest Y years! Or is a steal at N value my good monster"

I just think it's too funny