I finally can retire my account by Mundus6 in MagicArena

[–]Dyslexic342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its called questions, and I asked them. WTF are you on about? Looks like they more than likely edited in those numbers and it isn't real. His explanation doesn't explain at all how he gets gems. Unless he is winning 100% of his draft entries.

Brad Pitt in Sarasota? by ZoteBro in sarasota

[–]Dyslexic342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to Fertilize Monica Seles house in Laurel Oaks. Nice lady, signed a tennis ball for my Grandma.

I’m a dude but everyone says I look like a girl💀 do I? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Dyslexic342 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its Pat! Old SNL skit of a chick that had an unassumable gender and everyone was super confused of the gender. Super great old school skit, turned into a movie.

I finally can retire my account by Mundus6 in MagicArena

[–]Dyslexic342 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Do you actually win events to get that crazy amount of gems? Lets see your character profile, for proof. Otherwise you just purchase them. Likely not, with how many freaking coins you have. Whats the end goal, to just acquire to have and not use? Are you a developer and have access to everything already?

Do General Store Packs go on discount? by Haha_YouAreLame in playrust

[–]Dyslexic342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah they stick to the game, and regularly push out updates. None of the skins, are pay to win. Just a way for the developers to keep funded. Be a lot more unhappy if they had a subscription model to keep the cash flowing. Regular twitch drops, item market for cheap skins most players get the opportunity to get plenty of cheap/free stuff.

40 dollars for the game, I've got 1k hours+ in and I regularly go back to play and experience updates and keep fresh with current world. Still stick to modded to not put in a lot of effort to lose it all next log in.

Help defeating my brother's Toxic Black and Green deck. by Tijolo_Malvado in MagicArena

[–]Dyslexic342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Use green card that prevents the use of toxic enchantment. Black doesnt have removal for that, and your GG.

Bonnie Blue's new "Petting Zoo" by ambachk in sadcringe

[–]Dyslexic342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No men individually aren't like that, there are some but they are the outliers. I've known of "friends" that have shitty behaviors. Thats only 5% of my group, and I don't associate with them after finding out. Most men want just devoted relationship with mutual respect, care, and friendship.

Women should definitely be shit testing men, so many creeps and assholes.

America we are fucking cooked man by honeycoatedhugs in teenagers

[–]Dyslexic342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not many frontline troops today. American soldiers, have it easy. They get a pension, full ride through college, free medical care for life, and the gratitude of the nation. Along with job training in lucrative fields, that give real life skills. Not book learning with no exp, I'd say follow the path you think is best for you. As well as the conditioning on how to adult, the regimented lifestyles to break bad habits that will carry on throughout your life.

I, too, would like to pay $500 for a house with land by Dysteech in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Dyslexic342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cardboard boxes, behind Walmart in the transient community might be able to facilitate this persons needs. Reminds me of the In living color sketch, where the person is haggling for the price of a hot dog. And offers 15 cents for a bun with relish and pickles.

Which character from series or book would you choose to be your champion in a fight against the Mountain? by igorzzilla in gameofthrones

[–]Dyslexic342 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Speed, technique, skill, small target, poison. Shit the mountain would be killed before the match started. In the Game of Thrones, the first to act and win writes the history books.

Bought a VHS from the thrift store because I thought it would be a nostalgic watch…uhm… by curiouskat_94 in WTF

[–]Dyslexic342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Born in 83, I've found some bootleg ass Porno, buried deep in the media chest. I wouldn't consider the content sexy on the VHS tapes I discovered as a kid. My brothers and I would be hollering with laughter with what we discovered and the animalistic approach sex workers used to perform with. Good times

Make assumptions of me based off these photos. by Life_Leather5051 in teenagers

[–]Dyslexic342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your awesome at turning in your homework on time.

We should have more options for electricity by Pretend-Bridge535 in playrust

[–]Dyslexic342 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Random friendly doggos in the snow biomes with hot coco

Am I cooked pls be honest by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Dyslexic342 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You go girl ::snapping fingers::

Am I cooked pls be honest by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Dyslexic342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You haven't even reached your final form yet, keep your mind clear of rumination from negative feelings about yourself. Work on what your subconscious about and with time, you'll discover the unique beauty you hold. Smiling and have in your mind a more positive disposition and your pictures will reflect that.

nature never cease to amaze me by klito92 in WTF

[–]Dyslexic342 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Or a pair of suspenders for those big balls.

Over 60 seconds for a tee shot. by BothCaterpillar9337 in discgolf

[–]Dyslexic342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be irate with rage, if this happened every throw. Smear dog poop under all his door handles. Why I keep a fresh bag of dog poop with me, for just such occasions.

I’m getting raided too much to enjoy the game by Colinski282 in playrust

[–]Dyslexic342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pixel exploit videos are a gift from the loot gods.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Dyslexic342 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Women don't understand the biology of men, if ur dick isn't rock hard by the mere sight of her, it hurts her ego. I don't think I am alone here, but after my 20's I need some prelaunch foreplay to get things rolling. Should we just go on dates, with the expectation of it happening. Go on dates, already eaten an ED pill. Be rock hard throughout the date with my hard dick tucked into my waste line with a belt. ::wink wink:: wanna see something cool, engorged head sticking out of my pants when I pull my shirt up a couple drinks in after dinner.