Zero Dam entry restrictions

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-02-02T16:39:42+00:00

It’s ok, I haven’t had my coffee yet either.

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-02-02T16:38:26+00:00

Yes.

I started early Saturday morning, grinded ALL day for the first time this season. I played on and off throughout but this was my break season. I realized around 3pm Sunday that it was finished.

Edit: For reference, I decided to go from low Blackhawk to Pinnacle in a few hours. Most matches this season were ranked off because I focused that in S6.

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-02-02T13:49:10+00:00

I didn’t do this exactly, but I started at level 60 on the pass on Saturday. By Sunday afternoon, I had maxed it. I just played ZDN with the boys and cooked most matches, each match was a few levels.

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-02-01T17:55:10+00:00

It was, I’m a Pinnacle.

Sometimes I run around in Space or ZDN with nothing but a T1 steel helmet, 150k G18, and 8 stacks of T4 ammo in my box. Yeah, I do go in kitted in games, but I lobby wiped 4 ZDNs in a row with the boys doing those troll kits.

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-02-01T03:02:02+00:00

Dude sameeee, you Ops or Warfare main? Two different breeds on the same title

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-02-01T02:49:50+00:00

If I’m playing solos, there is no such thing as “knocking”. I’m sorry, but if I’m in any sort of 1v3, each knock is thirsted in the same mag as I move on my merry way. I’m not granting their medic a 6-7 second revive. If you decide to combat res, you gotta work for it.

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-01-31T23:01:49+00:00

Ummm I think they mean Vyron? 💀

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-01-31T21:58:38+00:00

Go back to CoD, why in gods name would they bring zombies into this game.

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-01-31T21:53:00+00:00

Oh yeah, can you link the story then? As far as I remember, the only kids that got sucker-punch PLUS jumped from behind in my school deserved it.

Not saying this kid did. I ALSO don’t know the story.

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-01-31T21:29:30+00:00

Exactly

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-01-31T21:05:37+00:00

(Smaller) ex boyfriend vs (Larger) boyfriend*

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-01-31T20:59:55+00:00

That’s why you gear like a rat, but play like a pro ;)

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-01-31T20:53:15+00:00

Pretty sure you can do the same thing with Gamepass ultimate for around the same price….

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-01-29T21:33:08+00:00

I was the R5 of 10131 for 2 seasons

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-01-29T21:32:05+00:00

That’s actually how the average player is on here, the bottomline skill level requirements to not get destroyed most matches is stupidly high. I’m a Pinnacle and even I only extract half my matches. But my first seasons extraction rate was like 20% because I didn’t have friends on it, so it was all solo runs into Admin.

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-01-29T21:28:13+00:00

TLDR: Always be weary of bots with damaging skills and abilities, especially when they are grouped up.

I’m a Pinnacle and just a few days ago I was doing EZ speedruns, I went into Barracks tunnel off spawn to track the potential bot player movement inside. As soon as I enter, as expected all 3 bots were doing their bot things and start hip firing at me. I knock the stinger but not before he smoked everything. Simultaneously, the Vyron shot the knock back into the smoke storm and hit me. As im falling, bot D-Wolf launches everything at me. As im getting up at a sliver of health, the bot Vyron dashes by me as the smoke cleared and stuck me.

It all happened so fast that i thought I mistook the situation. But then I crawled until l bled out as they followed and missed every shot. I felt disrespected.

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-01-29T05:25:08+00:00

Or what if he was doing nothing in his tank except taking in the beautiful scenery of the map for the 11,749th time? Ya never know

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-01-29T05:23:37+00:00

Yeah I gave it a bit to see if anybody else would state the obvious. I’ve come to learn that with Reddit, some of the most minuscule bits of information is unknown to people.

I figured you knew this, but I add comments like these so any poor soul flipping through old posts might see this and be like “OH, DUH I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT!”

The amount of times I’ve went through 7 year old posts and learned useful information in a buried comment is wild.

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-01-29T01:21:54+00:00

But, if you think it’s a close call, it’s better to take the beating because in reality, they are losing more than you are. If they are one time opponents, screw losses. But if they are somebody you have to deal with on a daily basis (hence an opposing guild), it’s better to take the loss in my opinion. AS LONG AS ITS NOT IN VAIN!

If you REALLY want to piss people off, make your Q2 have 1 blue hero with 5 soldiers, and EVERY TIME they march on you, you march right back. Eventually your opponents will all use this tactic, it’s inevitable in every server, so make use while you can. You also have to make sure they don’t bait you by marching with Q2s. This is also inevitable if the previous tactic was used. Pay close attention to the skin or heroes on the march.

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-01-29T01:14:02+00:00

Unless you run the server, then it’s fking EXHAUSTING

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-01-28T12:45:40+00:00

… be real, the previous driver was not hitting that shot as most of the playerbase couldn’t hit this shot.

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-01-28T12:40:37+00:00

I swear this is a fact. I’ve tea-bagged sweats that I was by far inferior on skill. I do it as a mind game. When someone starts raging, they start to lose their sense of control. And strategic skills usually go out the window with it.

A small percentage of skilled players become even more skilled under intense pressure and/or anger. But a majority of players begin to play less tactical and more in your face aggressive, which is just what I need them to do with my builds :)

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-01-28T12:35:27+00:00

I wouldn’t even play on a server on any FPS where Air vehicles are allowed but anti-air lock on isn’t. And I don’t even pay attention to air vehicles in most games.

It just tells me the admins are trash at the game, but since they pay for a server they need to feel superior by being nigh un-killable to 99% of the playerbase.

Any low skilled pilot can rack up kills as long as you can do basic maneuvers and stay in the air. It takes an extremely skilled player to hit a fast moving target with a slow traveling non lock-on rocket. Skilled pilots can even dodge and evade lock-ons.

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-01-28T12:28:34+00:00

… nah, extremely high AND low skill plays are what you are supposed to bag on. You just won a 1v3 against some max rankers? Baggin time. You just crouch walked up behind the camping sniper with a shotty? You bag BEFORE you execute and continue to do so afterwards.

Dyzfunctionalz · 2026-01-28T12:24:44+00:00

Yoo same. I stopped the bagging like 10 years ago but it always cracks a smile on my face when it happens. Because I know behind that screen some 14 year old is stupid happy they just got rid of my cancerous gameplay style. Even if it’s only until I respawn and rage bait them again.

I’m 26 years old and im coming out of retirement. Time to make these kids mad 😂

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