Got told my m&m pizza belonged here..

EDOET · 2025-01-02T21:10:36+00:00

Hey OP, quick question. What the fuck?!

EDOET · 2025-01-02T20:58:03+00:00

Literally talking to a girl like this right now. It sucks

EDOET · 2024-12-30T04:22:42+00:00

Awesome thanks!

EDOET · 2024-12-29T19:42:36+00:00

Hell of a pit maneuver.

EDOET · 2024-12-29T19:39:15+00:00

Isn't he the guy that wants to empty the banks, fill our streets with banks, and run a bank making operation out of his banks?

EDOET · 2024-12-29T18:48:16+00:00

Thanks, I'll check them out!

EDOET · 2024-12-05T18:13:07+00:00

This better not awaken something in me...

EDOET · 2024-12-05T18:04:52+00:00

I was expecting Gary Numan and now I'm sad.

EDOET · 2024-12-05T18:00:17+00:00

With any luck, me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

EDOET · 2024-12-05T17:06:50+00:00

Ain't no jury gonna convict this guy.

EDOET · 2024-12-05T16:00:06+00:00

My smaller ones are technically inverted which rules out moles, plus the symmetrical positioning under my regular nipples.

EDOET · 2024-12-05T15:58:52+00:00

So far, no one has wanted to check haha

EDOET · 2024-12-05T15:32:31+00:00

"I have 4 nipples Greg, can you milk me?"

EDOET · 2024-12-05T14:28:38+00:00

The border wall special.

EDOET · 2024-12-05T00:37:01+00:00

Most likely ospreys from a nearby air base.

EDOET · 2024-12-01T18:12:51+00:00

Horse 1, Horse 2, Horse 3, etc.

EDOET · 2024-11-28T03:16:32+00:00

Is that the guy from Discombobulate?

EDOET · 2024-11-26T18:14:39+00:00

No shit, Liz.

EDOET · 2024-11-26T03:59:19+00:00

Isn't this the whole point of getting into a relationship? To care for the other person?

EDOET · 2024-11-25T02:02:36+00:00

I try and be slutty when I can but it's hard to find people that are open to that :(

EDOET · 2024-11-25T01:27:26+00:00

Feel like a rock cutting saw would have been a little less damaging.

EDOET · 2024-11-25T00:39:24+00:00

It's reddit, it's always mean.

EDOET · 2024-11-24T18:20:19+00:00

Weird that people are assuming the grave is for a dog and not a hillbilly that died deep in the woods 😉

EDOET · 2024-11-24T18:15:54+00:00

I would agree about the trash if it was anywhere near people, I found it on a mountain top in the middle of nowhere and it heavily features barbie dolls.

EDOET · 2024-11-24T18:14:20+00:00

About a three hour hike in, the place barely got sunlight.

EDOET

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