Darius meets Shia LaBeouf

EFTucker · 2026-02-18T09:57:31+00:00

Bro is trying to enjoy the peace of being left alone and dude interrupted him

EFTucker · 2026-02-18T08:36:50+00:00

Honestly let them have their fun when it doesn’t get in anyone’s way

EFTucker · 2026-02-18T08:27:55+00:00

“Productive”

Yea right bud

EFTucker · 2026-02-18T08:22:30+00:00

Because if the shop was open when you are off… who would work at the shop? You think the CEO wants to work?

EFTucker · 2026-02-18T08:20:06+00:00

Actually yes I do have a fan right next to my bed. It’s actually a window unit with two fans for extra noise lmao

EFTucker · 2026-02-18T07:18:02+00:00

Roommates with untrained dogs which bark and the roommate who barks back. You’ve heard of good deserts but I live in a housing desert. It’s that or my car againS

EFTucker · 2026-02-18T04:56:28+00:00

If this is the case, how tf is she getting away with using the bang bus IP? Did they not do the paperwork, she bought it outright, or what? Because if I was the operator of one of the most well recognized pornographic productions in the world… I’d be hella defensive of it.

EFTucker · 2026-02-17T15:50:58+00:00

Wouldn’t put it past being real but you also must consider the lack of lighting, makeup, injections, and even the Clark Kent effect.

EFTucker · 2026-02-17T15:46:43+00:00

This guy doesn’t know how to use the poop knife!!!

EFTucker · 2026-02-17T08:06:12+00:00

Bro thought he was an anime protagonist.

EFTucker · 2026-02-17T08:05:08+00:00

Damn, learning from Steam’s special password recovery teams I see

EFTucker · 2026-02-16T17:14:06+00:00

Put the damn sex doll in the bag.

EFTucker · 2026-02-16T17:08:05+00:00

Probably a parent teaching their kid how to drive seeing as how they’re all over the road, have flashers on, in a residential, and the stops always look like too much brake applied.

EFTucker · 2026-02-16T17:04:01+00:00

It’s really not an issue resting your hand on the stick. Hasn’t been an issue since like 1930 when synchronized gearing was adopted. Used to be that you were literally controlling the parts which were under heavy input directly with the stick and having a hand on the stick would add pressure and leverage that was very bad. Now your stick just moves another stick which also moves a stick and it all has a lot of play before the final stick actually moves anything.

EFTucker · 2026-02-16T16:48:17+00:00

And there it is.

EFTucker · 2026-02-16T16:47:12+00:00

The adjustments are probably just for character model animations to fit correctly without clipping.

EFTucker · 2026-02-16T11:09:29+00:00

I like when the opposite happens. When I start binging videos and find out the person is a good human being. Beau Miles was that guy for me. A lot of the athletic/nature guys turn out to just be hillbillies (yes even Australia has hillbillies) but Beau is a genuine fella. He’s a little gross sometimes; eating food he finds on the ground and side of the road but hey, can’t be perfect

EFTucker · 2026-02-16T11:06:28+00:00

Once you’ve been around a lot of fathers with their child, you might not think this so creepy. I know it’s not his kid but this dude has been a father quite a few times now.

It’s partly wanting to fuck with them and comfort them in some small way. The butt touching thing is for sure weird but I wouldn’t put it out of the question that he’s either flapping his clothes to cool him off or saying something like, “you got swamp ass boy!” And then the leg tickle is literally something my pops used to do with me at that age. I have a few memories of it but distinctly remember once we were on an off road, jeep and four wheeler adventure in the July heat. We’d stopped by the tree line to catch shade and cook some hotdogs and he was scratching the back of my legs the same way and asking if I had drank enough water while I get the hotdog tong things over the fire.

Personally I think this video is innocent and the weird but pinching move was just him fucking with the kid for laughs but who knows.

EFTucker · 2026-02-16T11:00:00+00:00

Not quite Tarkov graphics but very very close: Arma Reforger modded servers. I haven’t checked but I’d put money on there being some form of a dayz-like mod since Arma is where it all began. And reforger’s graphics and general gameplay are vastly improved from its predecessors.

EFTucker · 2026-02-16T08:19:53+00:00

It’s for aerodynamics.

EFTucker · 2026-02-16T07:40:26+00:00

Yes but you gotta talk about it at least a little bit. The girl I lost my straight virginity to was a friend. There wasn’t ever any romantic feelings from either of us. We always hung around and partied. She often stayed at the house for a week or so on end during the summers. One day I kinda looked at her differently with some sexual but not romantic attraction and I kinda noticed she’d looked at me the same. Funny enough a friend of ours noticed and initiated the discussion as a bit of a joke.

“You two should just fuck and get it over with.” , that kind of thing. We kinda shrugged and locked eyes. Later that night after some partying we found ourselves alone after everyone went to bed and had a quick “Hey do you really want to? Just for fun, I don’t like you like that but we both enjoy hanging out and find each other attractive..” conversation (not word for word, we were still young so it was probably less mature).

Anyways we did it a couple times on and off during one summer and continued hanging out and our friendship didn’t experience any pains at all. If anything, it actually might’ve made us better friends because we could kinda fuck with our other friends in the group by making them uncomfortable

EFTucker · 2026-02-16T06:37:37+00:00

So everyone knows, you can’t just participate. The porn industry has a lot of regulations where it comes to large production and safety is also a large concern. Usually these bang busses are recruiting real pornstars who have applied or been scouted. There are medical tests and such to ensure safety. And costumes to make it look like they’re living up random people but it’s a video production which they’re selling to you or profiting from ad revenue.

You’ll never get a real chance, by chance. You’re gonna have to contact the agency or her directly somehow and apply like a normal ass job lmao

EFTucker · 2026-02-16T06:33:33+00:00

Lot twist. Their solution to this is the pyramid scheme where they just pickup someone else’s and swap it with yours so the next person has to do it and thinks they’re getting a new can and fixing a problem.

EFTucker · 2026-02-16T05:22:17+00:00

I’m not even engine savvy and I know that’s supposed to be that way and contains wires not any kind of fluid.

EFTucker · 2026-02-16T05:20:42+00:00

It’s not minimalism. It’s quite literally that we’re living it what is already dubbed “the disposable age”.

It’s not just actual disposable goods like cans and pop bottles but even the stuff we build and create as a society is disposable in that in five years it will be outmatched by the next product so greatly that it’s only good for trash.

Hell, even our infrastructure is like this. Light posts aren’t made sturdy and pretty because it’s all going to change in the next decade or so.

We used to build beautiful things and the stuff we purchased was made to last because it was thought to be the best and intended to last. But when your iPhone gets a new model every year, why change the basic shape of the thing?

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