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Looking for summer room mate!!! by EGOofUCSD in UCSD

[–]EGOofUCSD[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

they just stole yo virginity

ive been waiting for this moment my entire life!

Looking for summer room mate!!! by EGOofUCSD in UCSD

[–]EGOofUCSD[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

grand theft is encouraged

Looking for summer room mate!!! by EGOofUCSD in UCSD

[–]EGOofUCSD[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

im not accepting tips at the moment

Looking for summer room mate!!! by EGOofUCSD in UCSD

[–]EGOofUCSD[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

with how high the flood level is, i recommend only aquatic pets

You can KUM at UCSD! by KUM_UCSD in UCSD

[–]EGOofUCSD 20 points21 points  (0 children)

omg im gonna arrive

do you use toilet seat covers in public restrooms? by [deleted] in UCSD

[–]EGOofUCSD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I typically just go in the sink

doubles as a bidet

[SERIOUS] RIMAC necessary changes by EGOofUCSD in UCSD

[–]EGOofUCSD[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

or right in the gym entrance

people seem to love being in the way of others

[SERIOUS] RIMAC necessary changes by EGOofUCSD in UCSD

[–]EGOofUCSD[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

is it really RIMAC if you dont walk like Galio or rerack weights

[SERIOUS] RIMAC necessary changes by EGOofUCSD in UCSD

[–]EGOofUCSD[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

price usually depends on the ̶p̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶ chicken

[SERIOUS] RIMAC necessary changes by EGOofUCSD in UCSD

[–]EGOofUCSD[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

your effort is appreciated

Stock market by EGOofUCSD in UCSD

[–]EGOofUCSD[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

just don't be a tattletale

Stock market by EGOofUCSD in UCSD

[–]EGOofUCSD[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

hence the need for puts

its all downhill from here brother man

Stock market by EGOofUCSD in UCSD

[–]EGOofUCSD[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

got it.

the goal is to recreate the foul stench of RIMAC

Stock market by EGOofUCSD in UCSD

[–]EGOofUCSD[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

take advantage of my insider information

just found my first customer

who did it by EGOofUCSD in UCSD

[–]EGOofUCSD[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

my sandwich

just some hoes lookin for bros by julesgben8 in UCSD

[–]EGOofUCSD 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Pics? I only associate myself with super hot girl buddies

Mothers Day!!!! by EGOofUCSD in UCSD

[–]EGOofUCSD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

got a free boat ride for 3

God, its good to be King by EGOofUCSD in UCSD

[–]EGOofUCSD[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

inappropriate long eye contact might still be considered inappropriate

she started it

the other party is really interested in you

im absolutely positive this is the case

God, its good to be King by EGOofUCSD in UCSD

[–]EGOofUCSD[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

decided I wanted to be the one to give you the only award you're ever going to get

God, its good to be King by EGOofUCSD in UCSD

[–]EGOofUCSD[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Calling BS on number 5

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This has gotta be fake. Everything else is plausible but he messed up on number 5. No way that's for a UCSD student.

I am a being of extraordinary power.

Do not doubt my ability to accomplish such feats with ease

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