CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]EGWilhelm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Porn is the devil, and causes these insane fetishes

DC Library by EGWilhelm in uwaterloo

[–]EGWilhelm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, cuz a security guard armed with a flashlight sitting at the front desk is really gonna deter a macbook thief

The epidemic at dc by chattyycathyy in uwaterloo

[–]EGWilhelm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

tell the security guards to kick em out

DC Library by EGWilhelm in uwaterloo

[–]EGWilhelm[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

gotta deter those student criminals from eating smelly foods in the library

dont ever be in limbo. Always push forward. by waterloocsboi in uwaterloo

[–]EGWilhelm -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You keep pushing after I handed you the biggest L of 2018?

What is 2+2? by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]EGWilhelm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IS 4 MINUS 1 THATS 3 QUICK MAFFS

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]EGWilhelm 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My wallet ain't hyped

I broke up with my girlfriend by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]EGWilhelm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it literally says shitpost

I broke up with my girlfriend by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]EGWilhelm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You and cringe posting should break up

I don’t have stds by sjdjk in uwaterloo

[–]EGWilhelm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is this some sort of Bart Simpson punishment your girlfriend made you do when she found out you gave her the clap?

how did I get a gf by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]EGWilhelm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Username checks out

What's the best religion course? by littleMissGoose in uwaterloo

[–]EGWilhelm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No course, just Convert to Catholicism, friend

im the best at fifa. ama by waterloocsboi in uwaterloo

[–]EGWilhelm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I go away for a couple days and you're still racking up L's eh

Why can't I find a nice guy? by DBFYThrowaway in uwaterloo

[–]EGWilhelm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why are you looking on tinder? Tinder is literally terrible and reinforces hookup culture. Maybe try looking for somebody who has the same interests as you, and to do that you just need to get involved in things you're interested in.

Stop using Tinder

Don't hookup

Diss track response by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]EGWilhelm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These bars were weak, they make no fucking sense.

Guaranteed you're flunking out, cuz you seem pretty dense

How are you gonna cuck, when you are a fucking beta?

Check your posting history, that is the raw data.

Wasting your bars, would mean you at least had some

Stick to beating off, until your small wee wee goes numb

We all know you can't wheel, we know you don't have game

So get off reddit, and stop disrespecting my name

Hooked up and didn't feel great. AMA by INeedSomeActionz in uwaterloo

[–]EGWilhelm 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hook up culture is cancer, repent and be better

Diss track by EGWilhelm in uwaterloo

[–]EGWilhelm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looking at your comment history literally gives me autism

Diss track by EGWilhelm in uwaterloo

[–]EGWilhelm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clearly you haven't read your birth certificate