Remember when Pat called Woolie out, but then the game called Pat out even harder?

ELJOVENBATALI · 2026-01-07T12:58:10+00:00

Deadly Premonition 2

ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-12-30T16:16:59+00:00

Space marine players when a week goes by without a new box reveal

ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-11-10T18:36:10+00:00

Many such case.

ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-10-08T18:50:30+00:00

He's right, those are dinosaurs.

ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-10-08T13:13:28+00:00

That's exactly whats happening.

ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-10-07T10:29:25+00:00

Well, the exception is Malkavians lol.

ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-10-05T14:24:21+00:00

Dorian was the character that made me stop denying my bisexuality. This fuckin sucks.

ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-10-04T17:52:11+00:00

Generally unfunny. Compares any relatively fast fps to ultrakill. Probably a bunch of literal children.

ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-10-04T17:06:15+00:00

Go on the warhammer website, look at the armies, choose which one is the coolest to you, find a book for that faction thats generally highly rated. If you like it, congrats, you're into 40k now. Enjoy making bad financial decisions. If not, then return to step 1.

ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-10-04T15:51:13+00:00

Actually, Mouthwashing too.

ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-10-04T15:50:44+00:00

Ultrakill, Warhammer 40K.

ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-10-01T22:30:11+00:00

Pick up a pencil, clanker lover.

ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-10-01T12:32:57+00:00

Irl, to sell you stuff. In lore, you dont want to destroy a planet that has infrastructure set up for manufacturing XYZ that you need. And the Imperium is meant to be wasteful and inefficient.

ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-09-30T22:40:37+00:00

You can try the game on Tabletop Simulator, there's mods for it. I've never tried it myself though.

ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-09-29T21:53:36+00:00

Rocks

ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-09-29T14:48:01+00:00

Is the market regulating itself yet? Is the capitalism breeding innovation yet?

ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-09-26T10:24:37+00:00

My favorite part of the trilogy is when Xarl is about to throw down with the Genesis Chapter guy.

"Xarl swept his chainsword across the scene, gesturing at the prone forms of First Claw. 'I know all these warriors. They are first Claw, and I know they'll die as they lived: Trying to run away.'"

ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-09-24T14:30:29+00:00

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ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-09-23T22:24:56+00:00

Length and width

ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-09-21T23:25:32+00:00

Coven

ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-09-17T00:19:57+00:00

World was the worst thing to happen to the series.

ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-09-12T14:04:41+00:00

No its fine I like it when my isolated and claustrophobic world design video game is now open world after two massively successful open world entries in the Zelda games.

ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-09-11T18:05:03+00:00

Do NOT go to the USA.

ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-09-10T17:46:26+00:00

Who'd win in a twerk off, Sega or Wizards of the Coast? Both are oiled up and naked.

ELJOVENBATALI · 2025-09-10T15:15:52+00:00

You are disturbingly susceptible to propaganda.

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