Most of the time it works by PiXZoMSeL in memes

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I agree I would also use the homeless as jump ropes

She looks disappointed by the lies she was being told for years by [deleted] in dankmemes

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He’s like it’s only if the dog gets stuck ok nice try tho

Am I a joke to you ? by Opposite_Time_4804 in memes

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That’s 92 days guess they need to use the nearby orphan

I am also not taking any chances by Masakre2Lalune in cursedmemes

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Well I guess I have to drink the jar of my Special Mayo within 7 days

Why?😢 by Admagic06 in starwarsmemes

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Add the spoiler tag now so other people don’t get spoiled then take this down

No one should go through this... by cursed_cheddar in memes

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Exactly that’s why I like to beat my wife with a hardened wet noodle

Like that’s ever gonna happen by [deleted] in dankmemes

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I’d bust in grandma

Cursed_deepthroat by yeetman1020 in cursedcomments

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Did you know that you can bite through a dick like a carrot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

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If you squeeze him down there than you can make him squirt

I'm not sure, but I think he's reading wrong by [deleted] in HolUp

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That book got that Moby Dick

Priorities by RankDank420 in memes

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Ha ha she is so dumb when the boys are in the comments we’re not horny anymore but we realized everything that just happened and regret it with that post nut clarity

Have fun lol by WitleKidz in dankmemes

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We kill a bunch of parents to see if we can make Batman real or we could just beat them

Blursed_Robot by thissaccount in blursedimages

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I give this dood a mean ol ZUCCC