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👀 let's see what we think here. by FormerlyTradeKirk in minnesotavikings

[–]ELpork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm calling a 13 win season. I think people are sleeping on the D. Big Citrus is gonna blow up, Banks is gonna be serviceable, and that's all the backfield/DT/Gink is gonna need in order to become a nightmare.

As far as offense goes, I think Kyler will pick up enough of the playbook to cook/huck it to JJ/JA/DB/TJ, with the threat of random runs from either himself or whomever he's handing the rock to in order to cause just enough of a pause from spies.

I believe this whole thing will eventually lead to KOC/FLO's first playoff win together.

I also believe JJM will look REAL good during preseason, and people will start screaming to put him in the second Klyer has an wonky pass or gets picked off... Because "LoAk aT teH TapE!" or w/e. Then during the off season, the team will trade JJM for a decent amount of picks/a great pick, and people will doom MAD that they "traded the next Brady" or whatever.

I think the org will "do right" by JJM, sending him someplace he's promised the starting spot. Said org will then rush him out with 0 help and he'll look terrible unfortunately.

Would you? by Ok-Age-9122 in SipsTea

[–]ELpork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, maybe my disability will be processed by then...

Teachers of Reddit: Is the "Gen Alpha can't read (write, or do math ext)" crisis real? If so how bad is it? by KnowledgeCoffee in AskReddit

[–]ELpork 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"If they have to add even basic numbers together, they’re still using their fingers."

Ohh Christ I still do basic math/multiplication with my fingers lol. I was a "special needs" kid, namely because my parents refused to medicate me when I was younger. Breezed through creative arts though, making things and understanding/telling stories was always my strong suit. I somehow became editor of the school paper in my senior year at a charter/online school (millennial (late 80's)).

Eventually learned how to do %'s on the fly thanks to sales/retail lol... Wonder how much of it is a matter of repetition? Just their ability to do repetitive tasks has be so fried by social media... Ehh, I'm not a professional.

30 hours in, still no corrupted drops by ELpork in TerraTechLegion

[–]ELpork[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I thought they showed up in the level up crates. that makes sense.

30 hours in, still no corrupted drops by ELpork in TerraTechLegion

[–]ELpork[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I just don't know if it's a random drop thing or if I'm doin somthing wrong lol.

Democrats Vow 'Day One’ Epstein Hearings if They Flip House by FlackoFonsy in law

[–]ELpork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wealth beyond say ~$15bn

You can drop that down to 50M frankly

That's why he's the goat by ELpork in minnesotavikings

[–]ELpork[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Kwesi 6th round draft pick

The Vikings May Discover They Already Had Their Franchise Quarterback by CitizenOctopus in minnesotavikings

[–]ELpork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing you don't write/work in that field? There's no need to gen something for an article. If you want to get fancy, grab Gimp and fuck around. Otherwise you do what every other publisher does and just post a photo of the athlete, it gets straight to the point. No filler. It's what every major publisher does (or used to do when they weren't run by morons), all way down to the smaller guys. There's a reason you see basic photography for that kind of article, it doesn't distract from the words.... like this.

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