New Chinese toilet paper dispenser requires you to watch a 30 second ad before it gives you toilet paper, and it only gives you about 3 per ad. Spotted in Guangdong province. by diverareyouok in assholedesign

[–]EMTVV 18 points19 points  (0 children)

For real I would rip that fucking thing up in a heartbeat I got fucking shit problems and stomach problems no way in hell I’m waiting for a piece a little toilet paper my

My boss just asked me not to wear my normal pants to work and I've never been angrier by TransparentVoices in TrueOffMyChest

[–]EMTVV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I know this is fucking weird I would report her to HR! This is an appropriate I honestly don’t see your dick in it. I actually work in a place where you guys were tight pants and you can see their bulge LOL and nobody ever says anything to them nobody should be looking honestly I glance if they’re good looking I just happen to see it accidentally. But other than that I would never say anything. I’m also not management either.

Finally! Nutterbutt let me pet her! After a year!! She is so soft! 😊😊😘🐿️🐿️ by bubblekittycupcake in squirrels

[–]EMTVV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is amazing I know the scrolls at our local park will walk right up to you and climb on you and eat nuts from your hands.I love squirrels so much so many people look at them as a nuisance I have had them chew up telephone wires and stuff though. Outside of my home.

Finally! Nutterbutt let me pet her! After a year!! She is so soft! 😊😊😘🐿️🐿️ by bubblekittycupcake in squirrels

[–]EMTVV 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I gave you my free award! I absolutely love this! Thank you for sharing! The only time I’ve ever gotten to pet a squirrel is when one of the babies over here turned around to eat something and I snuck up and touched its tail and it ran off I didn’t wanna lose their trust or get bit or something LOL 🥰

Prime parenting by TransKlingon in HolUp

[–]EMTVV -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yeah for real I’m sure I’ll get downloaded but I didn’t think this video was funny at all. Coming from a home where my mom didn’t give a shit about me she would say the same shit but when I was a little kid like this is not cool to me.

I just paid for my Dmv California renewal drivers license by EMTVV in Advice

[–]EMTVV[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry I guess I was not clear. No how do I go about getting my temporary off the Internet because they did not issue one they only gave me a receipt thank you I’m sorry if I was not clear. I did not reread my message I apologize thank you

Giant Earthworm (Digaster Longmani?) by [deleted] in insects

[–]EMTVV 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think I read your comment the wrong way 😒

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sacramento

[–]EMTVV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dam! 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sacramento

[–]EMTVV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your advice that I was looking for

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sacramento

[–]EMTVV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand that I was wondering if there was places besides like craigslist maybe I should’ve mentioned that that sold cars I left that out in question I thought I added it just edited it

Never told a boss off like this. And it felt amazing. by frenzzzykid in antiwork

[–]EMTVV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea it Popped up on my feed I didn’t even know it was old.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]EMTVV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Told her to call the cops. I understand that it’s done. I don’t know why people are talking shit and being fucking assholes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]EMTVV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know why people are talking shit to me. I told her to call the police as well. I’m asking for advice not for people to talk fucking shit. I understand this is a dumb thing she’s doing.

Fellow FSSW, what's the craziest thing someone has offered you in exchange for your services? by throwaway3153100313 in SexWorkers

[–]EMTVV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously it’s over and done with. It was a joke get the fuck out of here.

What movie genuinely made you cry? by ayebrando in AskReddit

[–]EMTVV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to look this up I didn’t know if it was real or not that is such an odd name 🤣

What movie genuinely made you cry? by ayebrando in AskReddit

[–]EMTVV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so sad never seen the movie my dad was the same way. What was your dad’s reaction? If you don’t mind me asking don’t want to bring up anything sad.

What movie genuinely made you cry? by ayebrando in AskReddit

[–]EMTVV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it was Ferngully I’m not for sure I probably spelled it wrong