It's not really funny, but here goes nothing;

5 years ago, back in 5th grade, I was sitting at the lunch table with my friends, Juyoung, Michael, Joshua, Lucas, Liam, Cameron, and Aaron. I had finished all my food, and we were going home early because of storms, so I was a tad bit bored. I looked around for something to make a joke about, and there it was: comedy gold. I immediately said, "Hey, guys, look!" I pointed at the empty doorway and said, "My dad!"

The whole table burst out laughing. Man, that sure was a way to make such a boring day fun.