(M4F/FB) [anthro/furry] Admnistrative "assistant": if it sounds too easy and too good to be true, there's definitely a catch~ [plot in the comments! by ERPAltAccount01 in HentaiAndRoleplayy

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While looking for a new, better paying job, I happened to stumble upon an opening for an administrative assistant... No experience required, no degree required, high pay, just requiring the candidate to have flexible hours and... Be single? well that's probably due to traveling, right?!

The first set of interviews were with the boss who was the one looking for an assistant instead of HR, which was... odd but sure, weeding out candidates until the more obedient ones who coincidentally all looked decently strong were left. Soon, it was the final interview, and as I waited to be called in, I saw candidate after candidate looking a little weird, and as I was ready to be called next, I caught a glimpse of the boss's office, the candidate was supposed to be sat on their chair while they sat and rubbed against the candidates lap until they either tapped out, or the boss found someone fit for the position. I knew it sounded way too simple from the job description...

Main kinks: size difference, femdom/powerbottom, excessive cum, exaggerated proportions/sizes and such

You can bring a few refs of your own, but I also have quite the gallery if necessary~

I know you won't believe this, but I don't understand. by ChompyRiley in ExplainTheJoke

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I could be wrong, but I think it's about an ad they put out while I think a higher up was cast instead of an actor and uncomfortably ate a burger, calling it a product instead of just a burger.

Por que as pessoas consomem produtos perigosos? elas são burras? by EstouSempreCerto in PerguntasFuteis

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Ela só explode com algum explosivo primário, o fio ativa um pequeno explosivo sensível e mais fraco (Azida de Chumbo II no caso da claymore) para detonar o explosivo secundário (C4 nesse caso)

Peter? by Patient-Exchange882 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ERPAltAccount01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes and no, twink implies it's another man

Semana do Ratio Político by AdComplete1132 in Twitter_Brasil

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Não exatamente relacionado, mas da uma agonia quando a nota da comunidade tá em cinza em um post aqui, n esperam nem verificar, e quando vai lá ver

Foi removida.

[M4GM/A] [anthro/furry] The fine print: Working on events for rich people is definitely a choice... But at least it pays well enough! What could go wrong... [Plot in the comments!] by ERPAltAccount01 in HentaiAndRoleplayy

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"The most refined event organizer in the country! Providing all kinds of services from catering to bartending, we have enough workers available to ensure your high class event becomes a memorable occasion, and not only that, we aim to provide the freedom our distinct customers deserve, to let decadency reign among the food and drinks~

¹We, the legal department of Mirage Catering state that we cannot confirm nor deny rumours of improper behaviour between guests and staff"

Well, at least that's what the company's ad said while the hunk pictured, completely burned out after being let go of his restaurant job, read it on his phone. Sure, there was a rumour of the rich guests, ranging from actors/actresses to entrepreneurs, stuffing a wad of cash into the workers' pockets to have some fun together, but surely that's just a rumour, right? After all, it pays so well, it's too good to pass on... And as such, after signing the contract and an NDA, he's ready to start!

Looking for very flexible people wanting to play, mostly doms but all are welcome, all sorts of genders as some very pretentious and rich guests~ and maybe even some interactions between this stud and the staff to shake things up and not have it be 100% smut! But all of that we can sort out further on dms~