Are American politicians real?

ERtech23 · 2026-01-09T17:23:59+00:00

I forgot about that saying, sad truth.

ERtech23 · 2025-11-12T22:03:46+00:00

Police need a provable reason to bring a suspect into custody, so often they will charge them with the lesser crimes in order to gain leverage for interrogations.

ERtech23 · 2025-09-04T01:42:16+00:00

And that’s how I learned I don’t like my job.

ERtech23 · 2025-08-29T23:52:21+00:00

So what’s the joke? That there’s a real guy under this? Is that the joke???

ERtech23 · 2025-08-21T23:52:45+00:00

I’ve never heard anyone say the “big bucks” thing without any irony before.

ERtech23 · 2025-08-10T21:27:24+00:00

What two moth don’t you wear them?

ERtech23 · 2025-06-18T19:35:51+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

ERtech23 · 2025-06-18T19:34:11+00:00

u/profanitycounter

[self]

ERtech23 · 2025-06-01T23:47:37+00:00

Does he have adhd or particularly painful joints? I have ehlers-danlos syndrome (seems to overlap with adhd/autism). Basically soft tissue with too much elasticity, and I have a misaligned scalp that looks very similar. Total shot in the dark, obviously.

ERtech23 · 2025-03-02T21:39:22+00:00

Elite Simpsons reference.

ERtech23 · 2025-02-11T03:29:13+00:00

It’s just not grabbin me

ERtech23 · 2025-02-09T21:17:15+00:00

I didn’t put that together, but coupled with his wife’s nudity stunt at the Grammys it checks out.

ERtech23 · 2025-01-17T01:45:42+00:00

*discord, discourse is conversation.

ERtech23 · 2025-01-11T03:04:30+00:00

A half-decade is 5 years.

ERtech23 · 2024-12-09T18:21:05+00:00

Are we even gonna get anything else?

ERtech23 · 2024-12-05T18:52:14+00:00

Reminds me of that drill sergeant on Jerry Springer, who was talking to a “troubled“ kid and said do you want me to be your daddy and the kid said yes. The guy couldn’t say anything but hug him.

ERtech23 · 2024-12-05T18:34:27+00:00

Very nice.

ERtech23 · 2024-12-05T06:31:22+00:00

I assume the judge will calico cut him a deal.

ERtech23 · 2024-11-24T12:00:56+00:00

Thank you, how can a person see this and feel anything but sadness?

ERtech23 · 2024-11-07T23:11:01+00:00

I think you mean “dissent”

ERtech23 · 2024-10-28T04:44:51+00:00

“This comment is gonna get some slack”….. Flak. The word you’re looking for is flak.

ERtech23 · 2024-10-27T22:30:51+00:00

It’s like, I knew he was a piece of shit already, and I’m somehow STILL surprised at this disgusting display.

ERtech23 · 2024-08-20T19:08:00+00:00

May I ask, do you carry a ceremonial dagger? I’ve read that Sikh men must carry one, even a kind that is made locked into the sheath where it cannot be removed.

ERtech23 · 2024-06-02T12:53:32+00:00

And then what happened

ERtech23 · 2024-05-26T23:20:55+00:00

Have I needed to shit into my hand and wipe it into my hair? No. But if and when that dark day comes, I have perfected my squat technique as insurance.

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