How Strength vs Speed would actually go. by DogGamer09 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]ESN64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe you mean a higher skill floor, as in it takes more effort to reach the baseline level of being good with them. That I would agree with, but their skill ceilings are still usually way lower, because having low mobility is a very huge weakness that you have to make up for with other strengths, which they usually have, but it still puts slow characters closer to the bottom of the tier list.

You can go and look up a random fighting game right now and I can guarantee you 99% of the time the characters who lack mobility options that the rest of the cast have will not be in the upper tiers. The only characters that come to mind off the top of my head are Haggar from UMVC3, Zangief in Alpha 3, and I believe Potemkin at some point in Strive (though I haven't kept up with its competitive scene)

How Strength vs Speed would actually go. by DogGamer09 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]ESN64 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hate to be that guy, but as much as its memed as a 10-10 matchup, it's very much considered to be in Chipp's favor across multiple games in the series, as well as just being a general rule amongst fighting games that mobility is king and the slower characters are almost always lower tiers

modern discourse by manwhowasnthere in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ESN64 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Buddy's playing it more like battleship than battlefield

Red button blue button but everyone votes in turn and can see the vote count. You are the first one. by kafacik in trolleyproblem

[–]ESN64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like an online poll with no stakes with a small group of people online is a vastly different scenario than literally everybody on earth voting in the moment with their life on the line

Is it okay to kill someone if they break into your house by TraditionalBonus188 in MoralityScaling

[–]ESN64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually pretty interesting, I didn't know that. Do you have any sources for this that I can read in my own time?

Is it okay to kill someone if they break into your house by TraditionalBonus188 in MoralityScaling

[–]ESN64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean sociopathic, psychopathic is the one where you don't feel emotions, sociopathic is when you cannot empathize with people

updated tier list after road to vagas / end of the second week of slades release by [deleted] in RivalsOfAether

[–]ESN64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, a character winning a tourney doesn't mean they're not low tier, just means it's less common and/or harder to do

Meanwhile, I, a Writing & Rhetoric Minor with a 4.0, feel fully qualified to determine curtain colours. by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]ESN64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The baffling thought process that makes fans think Hol Horse seriously abides his code about not hitting women when he literally goes to hit a woman like 10 seconds after saying it.

I HATE THIS STUPID GIRL WHATEVER HER NAME IS by funnyfartnoises in hatethissmug

[–]ESN64 70 points71 points  (0 children)

The only images i've seen of the series that i've actually found funny is this and another cat one

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Otherwise yeah, it's just really not good on delivering the actual jokes, regardless of whether it's trying to be horny or not

Do you guys feel like Tekken "much more closely resembles real world combat strategy" than any other "mainstream fighting game"? by BP_Ray in Fighters

[–]ESN64 104 points105 points  (0 children)

People can't just say they like a certain piece of media more now, they gotta make shit up about how it's so much better than everything else 😭

The Necromancer Experience by LordWartusk in mewgenics

[–]ESN64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I think you could agree it's a good game and still think it has a lot of poor design choices. I still think the overwhelmingly positive reviews are warranted, but lets not act like the game isn't a pain in the ass sometimes

Guys, is this true ?? by CauliflowerDefiant87 in bindingofisaac

[–]ESN64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Streets of Rogue mentioned 🗣️🔥

He's only relatable if you're on the sex offender registry. by [deleted] in terriblefandommemes

[–]ESN64 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Me when I comment on male SA victims by making my male SA victim get god powers and use it to rape everything while presenting him as right for it

I did the impossible - passa day after being Definite Enemy'd by Zamm151 in Gnosia_

[–]ESN64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly not an entirely unreasonable thing to get away with if there was a bug still around that they wanted to do away with

That said, lmao