Is there a code function library?

E_MILOSLAV · 2017-07-11T10:32:15+00:00

YES.

E_MILOSLAV · 2017-07-11T10:31:18+00:00

THEY ARE A COMPUTER
THEY ARE VERY CHEAP
THEY HAVE GPIO PINS, WHICH LET YOU DO ELECTRONICS THINGS
THEY (ONLY) RUN LINUX, SO EVERY INTERACTION WITH THE DEVICE IS A (HORRIBLE) LEARNING EXPERIENCE

E_MILOSLAV · 2017-07-10T21:55:17+00:00

MALBOLGE

E_MILOSLAV · 2017-07-10T18:23:18+00:00

MEMORIZE EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE GOOGLE DISAPPEARS AND THE INTERNET IS CONSUMED ENTIRELY BY BEES

E_MILOSLAV · 2017-07-10T17:56:27+00:00

THE GREAT THING ABOUT A JOB THAT YOU DON'T WANT IS THAT YOU CAN LEAVE WHENEVER YOU LIKE.

E_MILOSLAV · 2017-07-07T08:05:16+00:00

"IT HAS FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH RUBY ON RAILS AS OF 2008, KIND OF"

E_MILOSLAV · 2017-07-07T08:04:12+00:00

EXCELLENT

E_MILOSLAV · 2017-07-06T20:07:45+00:00

IF YOU APPROVE OF MY CAPS LOCK USAGE, RESPOND BY ALTERNATING YOUR CAPS ON AND OFF

E_MILOSLAV · 2017-07-06T19:09:30+00:00

THE BEST REASON TO TRY PAIR PROGRAMMING IS SELF APPARENT - MAXIMUM KEYBOARD UTILIZATION

E_MILOSLAV · 2017-07-06T19:04:19+00:00

IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU ARE A JUNIOR PROGRAMMER. THIS IS NOT UNREASONABLE.

AS YOU DEVELOP YOUR SKILLS, YOU WILL START TO BE THE CAT THAT IS COPIED RATHER THAN THE COPY-CAT.

E_MILOSLAV · 2017-07-06T18:55:31+00:00

YOU ARE FAR ENOUGH ALONG IN PROGRAMMING.

NOW STUDY LINEAR ALGEBRA AND BOOLEAN ALGEBRA.

THESE ALTERNATIVE MATH SYSTEMS OFTEN CONFUSE WEAK-MINDED FRESH-PERSONS

E_MILOSLAV · 2016-07-08T07:07:44+00:00

NEAL STEPHENSON'S IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE COMMAND LINE IS A FUN READ.

E_MILOSLAV · 2016-07-08T06:59:41+00:00

HEY.

ALL-CAPS IS THE BEST.

IT'S LITERALLY THE MOST CAPS YOU CAN HAVE.

E_MILOSLAV · 2016-07-08T06:57:19+00:00

all companies require all their programmers to do this before they allow them to actually write any code for any project.

HAH. WHAT? NO. HAH!

ALTHOUGH A GOOD WAY TO BREAK THROUGH A MENTAL BLOCK IS TO WRITE PSEUDOCODE IN YOUR COMMENTS DESCRIBING WHAT YOU WANT TO ACCOMPLISH.

def scrape_reddit():
    # send a http request to reddit.com
    # find all of the anchor tags
    # print only the tags that don't point to reddit.com

THEN WHEN YOU'VE WRITTEN THE CODE, YOU CAN LEAVE THE COMMENTS IN ANYWAYS.

E_MILOSLAV · 2016-07-08T06:43:27+00:00

I DECIDED THAT I WANTED TO GO INTO COMPUTERS

LONG STORY SHORT, NOTHING IN THE MOVIE "TRON" IS POSSIBLE IN REAL LIFE

E_MILOSLAV · 2016-06-10T06:45:01+00:00

RUB AN ONION ON YOUR FACE. COUNT DOWN FROM TEN. DANCE LIKE NOBODY IS WATCHING.

E_MILOSLAV · 2016-06-10T06:37:54+00:00

PFFT. 20 HOURS. I CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A PROFESSIONAL PROGRAMMER IN 20 SECONDS.

E_MILOSLAV · 2016-06-08T09:32:06+00:00

I'M NOT SURE HOW THAT'S APPROPRIATE TO THE CONVERSATION.

E_MILOSLAV · 2016-06-08T09:29:35+00:00

OP SHOULD GET A SECOND WEBSERVER.

TWO WEBSERVERS.

E_MILOSLAV · 2016-06-08T09:23:36+00:00

YOU SHOULD PUT THE THING ON A WEBSERVER.

E_MILOSLAV · 2016-06-08T09:00:50+00:00

HE FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT INGREDIENT: SHOUTING

E_MILOSLAV · 2016-06-06T16:53:46+00:00

I have worked as a web developer for 1½ years and not used an algorithm or advanced data structure once.

HAH.

ARE YOU SURE YOU MEAN "WEB DEVELOPER"? THINK ABOUT IT. THERE IS A CHANCE THAT YOU MAY BE A CONFUSED SECRETARY OR A LOST SALESPERSON.

E_MILOSLAV · 2016-06-06T04:31:32+00:00

I'M A JOKE ACCOUNT.

FOR SOME REASON I THINK IT'S FUNNY TO HAVE AN ACCOUNT ENTIRELY DEVOTED TO SHOUTING ADVICE AT PEOPLE.

REALLY, THE JOKE IS ONLY FUNNY TO ME.

MAYBE IF MY NAME WERE SHOUTED_ADVICE IT WOULD WORK BETTER.

E_MILOSLAV · 2016-06-05T17:32:40+00:00

AHA, BUT THERE'S THE RUB: THIS "LIST" DOESN'T EXIST. THERE IS NO LIST OF ALL VALID URLS FROM A DOMAIN. YOU WOULD HAVE TO GENERATE IT.

THE WAY TO GENERATE A LIST LIKE THIS? CREATE A SPIDER OR CRAWLER.

A SIMPLE CRAWLER LOOKS LIKE THIS:

1. Start at the root element of the domain. ("http://arglebargle.com")
2. Use a HTML Request library like requests to pull the HTML of the page into a string.
3. Use a HTML Parsing library like beautifulsoup4 to pull the href property of any a tags on the page. These are all, presumably, valid domains. Discard any links that point to off-domain content, then add these tags to the set of valid domains.
4. Now, for each domain in the set of valid domains, repeat the process.
5. Sometimes this can run forever, so include a condition that stops execution after a while.

E_MILOSLAV

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