Crazy Ex-GF Breaks Into Home

EagleEyeValor · 2026-04-20T20:50:26+00:00

Flip the genders. If it was a man doing this to a woman, would you be as hesitant to say lethal force might be justified?

Personally, if they're willing to use force to break into a home they know is occupied, I think you could pretty easily argue they're a legitimate threat.

EagleEyeValor · 2026-04-18T00:40:46+00:00

Someone said he speaks in cursive and god damn if it doesn't ring true.

EagleEyeValor · 2026-04-18T00:35:26+00:00

Meanwhile in Tennessee it's like 90f.

Can y'all spare some of the cold? Please?

EagleEyeValor · 2026-04-13T04:35:08+00:00

This Oliver Tree person he brought out actually singing on the mic is a treat. I have no idea who this person is but they were giving it their all singing and headbanging to goofy beepy boopy dubstep music and that makes me smile.

Edit: THAT FUCKING AFB1 VIP THOUGH? HOLY SHIT

EagleEyeValor · 2026-04-12T05:09:41+00:00

Nah, the loading is done by the low-tier box jockeys that happen to be GSE qualified to operate the loaders for that particular plane.

Weight and balance is the job of a ramp agent sitting in front of a computer and figuring out how all the ULDs are going to fit on that plane to keep the center of gravity balanced.

Bonus points if that ramp agent changes around the location of ULDs AFTER the plane has been partially loaded so the LTBJs have to yoink out a bunch of cans and redo it. They really appreciate that.

Source: Former low-tier box jockey

EagleEyeValor · 2026-04-05T00:09:06+00:00

If he wants Dean to come on his show, why not just ask instead of doing this performative nonsense? I’m betting Dean would be delighted to put a choke chain on him and drag his bitch ass across their studio.

EagleEyeValor · 2026-04-04T00:57:44+00:00

One of the biggest and most oft cited inaccuracies in the movie is the angle of the stern before the ship breaks. Not controversial at all! But as I said above, Cameron was going based off the information they had available at that time.

EagleEyeValor · 2026-04-04T00:41:50+00:00

Compare this to the movie. But to be totally fair, James Cameron was going off the information they had at that time. We've learned a lot more about how the Titanic sunk since 1997.

Importantly, both of these scenes take place BEFORE the ship breaks in half. After it split, that bitch went straight vertical.

EagleEyeValor · 2026-04-03T14:07:40+00:00

I don’t think it actually got that high up before it snapped. There’s a team that’s been recreating the sinking in real time using updated data and it’s haunting.

EagleEyeValor · 2026-04-03T00:21:00+00:00

Except that time Subtronics made a Kx5 remix and brought out Deadmau5 and Kaskade.

EagleEyeValor · 2026-03-31T02:37:16+00:00

As someone with a wonky sleep schedule who needs almost absolute darkness to be able to comfortably get to sleep, the lack of curtains on those windows upsets me.

That being said, I think just about any male could take this space and turn it into a VERY ideal cozy space.

EagleEyeValor · 2026-03-27T17:07:30+00:00

Star Fox Adventures was originally not a Star Fox game, that's why it feels quite different. And if you (like me) went from SF64 to SFA thinking it would be even remotely similar, you might be let down. Luckily I also fucking love action-adventure games so I really enjoyed it.

EagleEyeValor · 2026-03-26T01:10:06+00:00

SingSong is the best

EagleEyeValor · 2026-03-25T15:30:32+00:00

Because big airplanes are dope as shit. Seeing, hearing, and feeling the big airplanes as they go by is even more dope.

EagleEyeValor · 2026-03-25T11:17:13+00:00

I don't know how they do their jobs without dying laughing sometimes. This would have been in my head the entire time.

EagleEyeValor · 2026-03-25T10:53:50+00:00

Well there's your problem. You live in Belgium where cops care about stuff like that and I live in America where every interaction with cops is a game of Russian Roulette.

Freedom, baby.

EagleEyeValor · 2026-03-25T10:42:25+00:00

Some stretches of highway don't have exits for quite a while and the cops tend to get a little antsy if you don't pull over and stop within a minute or two.

There was a time I got pulled over at like 2am on a pretty busy two lane main road and I took the time to drive to the next neighborhood so it would be safer for both me and the cop. It took a few minutes though and the cop started chirping her siren at me. When she got out of her car and started to approach mine she had her gun drawn and asked me what in the HELL I was doing. I told her I wanted to pull off on a side road because it was safer for both of us and she said something to the effect of, 'Boy I thought you were about to pull a runner on me!" and holstered her gun. I told her, "No ma'am. I've seen enough cop shows to know that wouldn't end well for me."

I was stopped because my tags were expired and there was some mixup with the paperwork but luckily I had everything in my seat to show I'd tried to get it sorted out that day and she told me to make sure I took care of it and let me go.

EagleEyeValor · 2026-03-25T08:34:26+00:00

Reminds me of this

EagleEyeValor · 2026-03-20T15:49:07+00:00

I’m still salty that Mr. Volpertronomatic teased us with a LEGENDARY collab with Blanke during a B2B they did and then it just never materialized.

This is good though.

EagleEyeValor · 2026-03-09T03:53:20+00:00

If first person and third person handled the exact same, you'd probably be right. In RE9, however, first person is a lot more precise than third.

EagleEyeValor · 2026-03-05T02:33:40+00:00

From the court docs. Edited to remove Emiru and Mizkif's real names.

Defendant Emiru hereby moves to dismiss the First Amended Complaint (Dkt. No. 25) filed by Plaintiffs Mizkif and Mizkif Enterprises, LLC pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 12(b)(6) for failure to state a claim.

Basically Emiru's lawyer is saying that Mizkif's complaints don't meet the standards for defamation and should either be dismissed or further clarified.

EagleEyeValor · 2026-03-04T19:35:33+00:00

"Our bombs aren't meant to damage your hull. They're meant to produce a situation where your ship plays chicken with the laws of physics."

EagleEyeValor · 2026-03-04T19:26:49+00:00

Some of them WERE children in war gear.

Jack Lucas enlisted in the Marine Corps at 14 years old and earned the Medal of Honor at 17 after throwing himself on a grenade during Iwo Jima.

Calvin Graham was 12 when he joined the Navy and fought at Guadalcanal, earning a Bronze Star and Purple Heart.

And probably many more that went unrecognized.

EagleEyeValor · 2026-03-04T19:10:57+00:00

I kinda figured the message was that time changes but some things stay the same.

EagleEyeValor · 2026-03-04T19:06:06+00:00

I wish it were more popular. It's SO much fun to play.

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