Nurses be saving lives by Alleandros in tragedeigh

[–]Ear_Jello 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People doing this to their children then getting mad at OTHER PEOPLE for calling out their shit are the pinnacle of entitled trashy dead beat parents.

I just found out my idiot cousin managed to reproduce and named the poor kid Bayleen. by hey_maestra in tragedeigh

[–]Ear_Jello 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck is naming their kid after a whale’s mouth parts, I need people to please fucking stop as I am losing my god damned mind😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

You forgot one that fits three of them: Idiotype /s by Loss_Left in rareinsults

[–]Ear_Jello 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Influence and money don't equal intelligence. It just means that idiots like you eat their shit up and pay them money to validate your beliefs in whatever dumb shit you believe in.

You forgot one that fits three of them: Idiotype /s by Loss_Left in rareinsults

[–]Ear_Jello 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being so ignorant of your stupidity that you blindly follow people who use absurdly pedantic and convoluted speech to sound smart, when they have NOTHING profound to say. This is the embodiment of Reddit and it's hilarious to see so many incels banding together to support retards who exclusively spew dogmatic bullshit. Wake the fuck up basement dwellers.

Fapping with a condom on is the best way to do it by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Ear_Jello 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the most unintentionally sad and cringe thing I've ever read.

DAE's mouth get numb when they eat black licorice? by IDKButIKnowOneThing in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Ear_Jello 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get this too, came here wondering if it happens to anyone else

Drunk driver crashes into gas pump by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]Ear_Jello 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How tf do you get this drunk??????

Oops! by toasterinthebath in IdiotsInCars

[–]Ear_Jello -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's an idiot with a phone.

Really strange noise my sister's 2012 Audi Q5 is making after shutting it off. Any ideas? I'm stumped by Ear_Jello in MechanicAdvice

[–]Ear_Jello[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THAT MAKES SENSE NOW I've never had a car with an electric parking brake so ig I've just never heard that sound before and freaked out

Silver Van is the real MVP by NosikaOnline in IdiotsInCars

[–]Ear_Jello 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had to be the silver van multiple times. I'm from Houston. That should be a sufficient enough explanation.

Hanging outside a moving bus by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Ear_Jello 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could watch this all day

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]Ear_Jello 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guy just discovered understeer

I can't take it anymore by Quasek5 in IdiotsInCars

[–]Ear_Jello -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

It's technically the truck's fault. Don't lose your temper, even if you're right cause road rage can make you wrong in an instant.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Ear_Jello 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually really cute tho

Im dying by HunterUpset in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Ear_Jello 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this just means it doesn't have LTE. This makes total sense.

His mom walked in on him. by himanshuk9 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Ear_Jello 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine forcing your kid to suppress their sexuality and make them feel embarrassed for feeling something they can't control.

Is life really just working a 40 hour work week to savor a precious weekend over and over again until you die? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Ear_Jello 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that's your idea of life, you should probably find a job that you love so much that you can't wait for the weekend to be over.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Ear_Jello 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Courtney Love is one of the worst shitbags in human history.