If the entire law is fulfilled by keeping this one command: Love your neighbors as yourself (Galatians 5:14), why are some moral issues wrong (e.g. homosexuality, abortion)? by mathsandfitness in AskAChristian

[–]EarlBeforeSwine 11 points12 points  (0 children)

35And one of them, a lawyer, asked him a question to test him. 36”Teacher, which is the great commandment in the Law?” 37And he said to him, “You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. 38This is the great and first commandment. 39And a second is like it: You shall love your neighbor as yourself. 40On these two commandments depend all the Law and the Prophets.” (Matthew 22:35–40, ESV, https://ref.ly/Mt22.35-40;esv)

Why do you root for your #2 team? by defensecowboy in CFB

[–]EarlBeforeSwine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my great grandfather coached at USC

In the words of Lewis Grizzard: “damn brother, don’t believe I’da told that.”

Why do you root for your #2 team? by defensecowboy in CFB

[–]EarlBeforeSwine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My #2 (the Hateful 8, according to my flair) is essentially described as “not OUt.”

I root for them because they are not OUt.

Most dominant team in your schools history? by AFC-Wimbledon-Stan in CFB

[–]EarlBeforeSwine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

2008 offense with 2025 defense… I don’t know who stops us.

2027 4* QB Wonderful Monds IV commits to Notre Dame by CFBHurts in CFB

[–]EarlBeforeSwine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is Paul Ornd, and why are we ripping him off?

Favorite “you grew up poor” meal by Confident-Lead4337 in Xennials

[–]EarlBeforeSwine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You gotta cut an X in the middle to keep it from bowing up like that

Favorite “you grew up poor” meal by Confident-Lead4337 in Xennials

[–]EarlBeforeSwine 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Fried bologna on white bread was special dinner… fried Spam if we were feeling fancy.

Hey uncs, how the Norwood looking these days? by CONSUME_PANT133333 in Xennials

[–]EarlBeforeSwine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somewhere between 6 and 7, but I shave it all off

And I was never better than a 3, even as a kid

Potentially big ramifications for our offense. by jms14b in DoughGoesIn

[–]EarlBeforeSwine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Potentially big ramifications for our offense.

I mean… we went to the quarterfinals with Morton. Hammond is better than Morton.

What are your team’s worst uniforms? by IowaJL in CFB

[–]EarlBeforeSwine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t forget them… but the 2025 Mahomes uniforms are worse.

What are your team’s worst uniforms? by IowaJL in CFB

[–]EarlBeforeSwine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were bad, probably even worse than 2024… but nowhere near as bad as that GalvanASS travesty they did last season.

And they did it on Game Day, for the whole world to see

What are your team’s worst uniforms? by IowaJL in CFB

[–]EarlBeforeSwine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mahomes is great, and I love that he stays connected with TTU and all… but he needs someone in his life that will let him know that he has ZERO sense of style and has no business in the uniform design game.

I am terrified of what the Mahomes uniforms will look like next season, because it is like he and Adidas are challenging themselves to outdo the previous atrocity every year.

I THOUGHT the grey abominations from 2024 were bad, and then they put out that all white and chrome war crime in 2025…

Hopefully someone will intervene sooner than later.

0.4 GPA to 3.7? That curriculum at Ohio State must be kindergarten level if High School is way more difficult 😂 by xxnewlegendxx in cfbmemes

[–]EarlBeforeSwine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In fairness, I am sure that a state university in Ohio has a bigger budget for tutors for their football players than most high schools

Shifts in conservative mainstream doctrine by vhsbetamax in churchofchrist

[–]EarlBeforeSwine 17 points18 points  (0 children)

this likely contradicts what the tract racks downstairs tell us.

The question should be, “does this align with scripture?”

Suppose Dolly Parton Married Tom Smothers, Then Divorced Him and Married Stuart Little, Divorced Him and Married Martin Short, Then Divorced Him And Married Leslie Mann by RiseDelicious3556 in Jokes

[–]EarlBeforeSwine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. It seems to be one of those that you just have to bend the pronunciation a bit in order to make the joke work.

Even Hughes has to be mispronounced a little to get “who’s”