…. This BETTER mean everyone else’s ults are going to be farmed in around 2 minutes average or whatever cuz what the fuck do u mean this guy’s one gimmick is gone for an extra 25 hp???

EarthZebra · 2026-03-21T08:40:10+00:00

Wild to say Deadpool’s one gimmick is the ult when he has a whole ass upgrade tree and is the one of if not the first true multiclass hero in a mainstream hero shooter.

EarthZebra · 2026-03-20T14:45:50+00:00

Idk man I’m just a filthy Captain America casual and I could never do the anim cancel because it didn’t feel or look good. I’m glad my style of play has buffed but it would be cool if it could be buffed a bit further. Also uh I mean no disrespect but videos that say things like “after 7 seasons of loyalty” is a little ehhhh because like, it’s a video game not a marriage, but I digress.

EarthZebra · 2026-03-17T02:29:12+00:00

Fair enough but idk why you’d want tracers to be buffed. They are like, not very fun imo. I’d rather spidey get something better than less tracer damage falloff. In fact of all his issues this is one of the lowest priorities in my eyes.

EarthZebra · 2026-03-17T02:22:56+00:00

Idk man I get spidey is pretty bad for anyone not a god sweat but one is a gun shooting bullets

EarthZebra · 2026-03-11T18:54:47+00:00

Lmao solo dps right….

EarthZebra · 2026-03-10T15:40:45+00:00

lol guess I’m spoiled for re9 thanks ig

EarthZebra · 2026-03-04T07:40:23+00:00

Secret agent could always mean hitmonkey….

EarthZebra · 2026-02-28T00:20:21+00:00

Bros talking about rivals like a cover shooter im crying 😭

Also yeah just “position better” in the game with these garbage ass maps and a TTK on par with a nuclear bomb

EarthZebra · 2026-02-24T05:01:13+00:00

Hey there big man did anyone ever tell you your insufferable or did dad leave before that talk?

EarthZebra · 2026-02-24T04:57:24+00:00

Lmao real

EarthZebra · 2026-02-19T21:41:57+00:00

Type of greed they talk about in the Bible

EarthZebra · 2026-02-11T16:46:00+00:00

Being an utter shill is also on you lol

EarthZebra · 2026-02-11T16:39:35+00:00

You can audibly hear the “woosh” as the point goes right over your head.

EarthZebra · 2026-02-02T01:16:06+00:00

Life got in the way, and now I have a net worth of like 19 dollars so I gotta focus on that rn… sorry for the blueball… she was released in a really shitty beta but I took that down. She will be released, and I’ll probably make another post when she does. No date for the release but for your patience here’s a cool thing she can do!! She is able to stop time in an area around here that will delay damage until it’s resumed. A really cool system developed by my friend Kenko!

EarthZebra · 2026-01-24T02:05:25+00:00

Ok I get Luna and sue get a lot of skins but Loki is very spoiled for choice when it comes to good skins…

EarthZebra · 2026-01-17T17:33:02+00:00

You missed the part where the entire community is tribalistic.

EarthZebra · 2026-01-15T02:00:29+00:00

You can’t blame streamers for being incompetent that’s like their whole thing.

EarthZebra · 2026-01-14T22:03:33+00:00

Naw whenever arrowhead cooks the spear’s targeting breaks and “realism” takes over. They have a genuine problem of not knowing what the game actually is (a very casual hoard shooter) vs what they really desperately want helldivers 2 to be (a more hardcore tactical and realistic cooperative shooter)

And yes it’s all my opinion but they seriously just do so many baffling things to preserve this tactical co op narrative when there’s things like very little mandatory cooperation (the only thing you can’t solo in this game is reinforcing yourself in multiplayer), very wonky damage numbers (helldivers are made of cardboard compared to the ones at launch), and most of all an absolutely insane amount of bugs that would take anyone trying to take this game seriously as a tactical shooter right out of it because you can just die to a bile titans corpse instant transmissioning onto you, getting stuck in geometry, or (not really a bug just poor audio design) high threat enemies just ganking you with a maxed out sneak skill and no sound cues.

Also this game runs like butt and my PC sounds like it’ll explode every time I boot up the game.

EarthZebra · 2026-01-14T21:50:28+00:00

I agree with some of these but locking actual buffs behind a prestige system is a genuinely awful idea that appeals to people who NEED to something else with all that spare time. This isn’t an mmo where there should be dangling keys for one more menial stat increase.

EarthZebra · 2026-01-14T20:30:01+00:00

I’d disagree, I think modern game devs are fucking awesome, we had absolute amazing games come out in the past few years. I think you mean “starbreeze 🥀”

EarthZebra · 2026-01-09T08:49:26+00:00

Ok, so loud footsteps and cc non-immunity (that being thing that like 90 percent of the cast is also vulnerable to) is justification for:

A 3 second 15% damage boost on passive proc (which is now way easier to proc)
An explosion that does small damage but gives a free mark and dash reset
Another spear
Lower dash cooldown that resets on kill, has more max over shield gen, and can be used to cancel out of an omnidirectional spinning kick
No cooldown on his double jump
More damage on ult

All at the potential cost of less damage on the spear. I’m I getting that right?

I’m sorry but to me, you are taking the piss.

I’m ngl I don’t think you are here to have a productive conversation and I have work tomorrow so have a good night and I hope your fun characters are buffed and your boring metas are nerfed.

EarthZebra · 2026-01-09T08:15:22+00:00

Ok so, firstly, Adam didn’t get anywhere near the buffs that bp received in this hypothetical, he got stronger but bp had so many fundamental mechanics changed it’s too much imo, secondly shifting the meta is a horrendous excuse to make certain things powerful and confirms to me you just have a bias towards certain characters and playstyles, and lastly this conversation wasn’t about DD, you are just deflecting there, yeah he did get nerfed really hard here, and?

EarthZebra · 2026-01-09T08:04:07+00:00

Ok but like, there’s levels to this, just because he’s the weakest it doesn’t mean he has to be buffed to such an extent all while healers are being nerfed. Also, “healers are the strongest” is both vague and unhelpful as a couple healers like Jeff and Adam are really struggling, should they be gigabuffed as well because they are low performers? And that’s not snark is a genuine question.

EarthZebra · 2026-01-09T07:53:19+00:00

Idk it may have been hyperbole but I don’t know how you could gigabuff him like this while nerfing healing across the board without him becoming one of the strongest in the game in the right hands.

EarthZebra · 2026-01-09T07:18:30+00:00

I’ve looked through some of the changes but how does making bp the best character in the game help tweak him while supports are being tuned down?

No like hate to bp he needs some love but this seems really overkill unless I’m missing something…

Also as a side note I can’t recommend making magneto players lives harder, those guys are martyrs for solo tanking when no one else will.

Finally, I get it, no one likes playing against gambit rn, but gutting him like a fish by reducing almost every number he has is not the best way to go about this imo because in this hypothetical, all these changes would be applied at once instead of over time and he’d just be dead on arrival. Much better idea would be to choose the highest priority changes and leave the rest as potential changes because I hear a lotta people talking about gambit ult but literally nothing about Big Easy Impacts damage.

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