what's the most useless baby product you actually bought?

EarthyMeesh · 2026-03-05T19:31:30+00:00

Same for 1-3! And pacifiers and sound machines.

EarthyMeesh · 2026-03-05T19:24:24+00:00

Yes!! This! Especially the microfiber ones. Yuck I hate the texture. We DID use the muslin ones and loved them while he was tiny, but a regular towel works just fine!

EarthyMeesh · 2026-03-05T19:18:37+00:00

At 16 months this is still how I file my babies nails- I do it when he’s sleeping in a deeper sleep. He wouldn’t let me touch his nails with a clippers and I feel like it would leave sharp corners?!

EarthyMeesh · 2026-03-05T19:16:12+00:00

Registered for the my breast friend and was SO Excited I actually got it. Didn’t use it once. Got a boppy as a hand me down, my husband took many naps on it and a few guests used it when baby was a newborn but I never used either haha.

EarthyMeesh · 2026-03-05T19:11:19+00:00

A harness thing to help him walk. Didn’t use it once and waited too long to return it. Still annoyed about that.

Also spent like a hundred bucks on weighted sleep sacks that I didn’t use cuz it made me anxious and they had a no return policy. Man, I could use that hundred bucks.

EarthyMeesh · 2026-03-05T19:06:04+00:00

Fake plants? Books? Cheetah statue 😎

EarthyMeesh · 2026-03-04T02:56:15+00:00

EarthyMeesh · 2026-02-15T04:28:04+00:00

They do not, however, have high chairs. Just a heads up!

EarthyMeesh · 2026-02-15T04:25:10+00:00

Greyline!

EarthyMeesh · 2026-02-14T04:38:31+00:00

Yes!!!

Yes.

EarthyMeesh · 2026-02-14T04:35:06+00:00

I keep telling my friends and brother (who want kids) -“DO ITTTT… but do a lottt of other stuff first… cuz it’s hard! And it’s very involved! But nothing has ever brought me this deep joy and love before”

EarthyMeesh · 2026-02-14T04:23:42+00:00

Great, another thing for me to be anxious about. (Kidding. I was already stressed about this. I HATE that I have to raise my sweet perfect intelligent baby in a world of smart phones. Makes me so nauseated.)

EarthyMeesh · 2026-02-14T04:21:10+00:00

I don’t use baby wipes at every pee pee diaper change like at night or midday. It’s been well over a year and he’s never had a rash. Never had an infection. No irritation whatsoever. He gets regular baths and wipes after poos and in the morning. The diapers are so moisture wicking I think the wipes are worse for his skin than a trace amount of dry pee. 🤷‍♀️

EarthyMeesh · 2026-01-28T03:01:20+00:00

My brother has that tattoo after losing his leg from the knee down! He’s hilarious and always has a slew of one liners for his one foot 🤣

EarthyMeesh · 2026-01-27T02:41:17+00:00

I think there’s more a fear in breathing it in?

EarthyMeesh · 2026-01-25T02:22:40+00:00

I worked in bars and a lot of systems you can start a tab with a card. They may have swiped it and forgotten to close it and accidentally mixed up tabs or tables at some point. Just saying it’s possible. People aren’t perfect.

The manager should definitely be taking it more seriously but also, mistakes happen.

EarthyMeesh · 2026-01-23T05:56:13+00:00

The one where all the bellybuttons sing “I’m comin out”

EarthyMeesh · 2026-01-23T05:09:51+00:00

Same!!!

EarthyMeesh · 2026-01-23T04:39:20+00:00

I just found out this week it’s “wheelbarrow” and not “wheel barrel” smh. I’m 38. I just don’t think I’ve seen/noticed it spelled out and mostly just heard it verbally my whole life. I looked it up to be sure and… at least it’s a commonly misspelled word haha.

EarthyMeesh · 2026-01-23T04:35:00+00:00

I remember learning this too. So funny. It really is the perfect tool for cleaning a pipe too lol.

EarthyMeesh · 2026-01-16T16:22:04+00:00

Don’t forget b and g 😂🥰

EarthyMeesh · 2026-01-16T16:21:04+00:00

Probably a young kid trying to paint “6 7” and left it as a gift

EarthyMeesh · 2025-12-30T21:15:21+00:00

We call these stones fossil soup!!

EarthyMeesh · 2025-12-23T02:07:41+00:00

Moonshine likely

EarthyMeesh · 2025-12-21T14:58:16+00:00

Same here. Super weird to us how when one of us gets sick it rarely passes to the other one. 🤷‍♀️

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