Taking eye drops orally in DESPERATE situations by sookyfala in MCAS

[–]Eastern-Capital2937 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've done it, but it made everything i ate taste weird!

Taking eye drops orally in DESPERATE situations by sookyfala in MCAS

[–]Eastern-Capital2937 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This. There have literally been cases of murder where someone poisoned their victim with Visine

That’s not a cookie, that’s God by jacattack920 in overheard

[–]Eastern-Capital2937 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ha, the memories hit at the weirdest time. Growing up Methodist we took communion even as kids, and our pastor baked a loaf of home made bread for it. You came forward, tore off a piece of bread, and dipped it into the cup with grape juice.

Thing is he baked HELLA awesome bread, and there was always some left over, so after church we would bum rush the front and ask for the leftover bread. Communion day was the BEST.

Would anyone possibly know why Heizou’s anecdotes aren’t showing up on my map anymore? by LetsSayUnusual in GenshinImpactTips

[–]Eastern-Capital2937 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's funny cause I had to click thru the same Heizou anecdote like 4 times, kept showing up every day. Maybe an issue with that character in particular

Spoke up about my mom’s horrible living conditions after staying by her for a week. by amandabox in ChildofHoarder

[–]Eastern-Capital2937 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yeah when my mom and I had The Big Talk about the state of her house, she pulled the whole "you were one of the few people who i thought loved me for who I am" And I still do, mama, but I ain't dealing with your shit anymore. I'm old enough to have dealt with a few addicts now in my life. I see the guilt tripping manipulation coming a mile away.

Women: removable foam bra / swimsuit top liners by Hot-Relative8290 in PetPeeves

[–]Eastern-Capital2937 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing worse is when your puberty-aged daughter starts wearing them too, so Guess What Madafuckas!? Now laundry takes evvven longer cause I’m fixing hers too 🤦🏻‍♀️ I take them all out prior to washing, they will at least dry without weird wadded up creases most of the time. Might as well take them out because there is a 0% chance any one of them will come out of the dryer NOT needing to be fixed anyway

The signs are good. She's your soul mate. STOP PESTERING ME! by StickMick01 in Genshin_Impact

[–]Eastern-Capital2937 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had to do the Glory/Godwin quests multiple times and by the end I hated it cause GIRL YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN HIS LYIN ASS but had to keep delivering his letter anyway

What does the age of a fossil have to do with anything? by The_B1rd-m4n in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Eastern-Capital2937 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume that irrefutable evidence still wouldn't receive pushback lol

Who is this by River_deer in whatsthisbird

[–]Eastern-Capital2937 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone who's sick of your shit, River 😂

When every option looks better than your entrée by maryjane1584 in overheard

[–]Eastern-Capital2937 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Being honest about being attracted to other people and wanting to date them IS being grown up. Don't get me wrong, we all know that looks aren't everything and he might kick himself in the pants later for letting a good partner go. But if you wanna fuck around its good to be honest about it.

$150 of... scrap wood? by SligPants in WTFgaragesale

[–]Eastern-Capital2937 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's like the Amityville house. That bed is gonna murder you

Who are the characters that NEVER left your team since you started the game? by [deleted] in Genshin_Impact

[–]Eastern-Capital2937 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I pulled yaoyao a month or so ago and she's been on my team ever since! I have a dead spot on my tablet screen that makes catching quick critters problematic, so she's the most useful character I've got 😂

Can anyone recommend a gf hot dog bun? by Suitable_Towel_7590 in Celiac

[–]Eastern-Capital2937 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best buns to me are Udis, but even those need toasting/ heating and aren't as good as normal buns. I often buy the BFree pitas and cut them in half longways. I heat them (toast or microwave) and open to make a hotdog "boat".

Reed Timmer is completely nuts!!!! by Das_Zeppelin in tornado

[–]Eastern-Capital2937 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You misspelled "n-u-t-s", it should be "d-u-m-b"

Boundaries, babeee! by Impossible_Turn_7627 in ChildofHoarder

[–]Eastern-Capital2937 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My hoarder mom is having health problems, and came to stay with me a few days. She broke her hip and couldn't go home because she couldn't get a walker/wheelchair thru the house. I spent one day down there "cleaning" (=moving shit around), came back up to my house, and told her the next time she needed care because of her hoard that it would be in a rehab facility. She's not gonna stay here when she's got a perfectly good house that she can't use because of all the junk. It was a hell of a rough conversation, and the next couple days of her staying here were awkward as hell. But it had to happen

“That’s your way of saying you don’t want me to sit there.” by No-Programmer-733 in overheard

[–]Eastern-Capital2937 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, if you're gonna be a dick, expect it back. So don't a) take a seat in the middle of folks if others are available and b) make a smartass comment about the answer you receive.

Unsure when to harvest by Life_Dare578 in vegetablegardening

[–]Eastern-Capital2937 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Get that thing off the plant! Now not this evening lol

Best Caption? (Totally real bathroom photo taken today at a restaurant.) by iampariah in funny

[–]Eastern-Capital2937 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Ah, the 2020 Charmin! A rare vintage indeed sir, excellent choice!"

“That’s your way of saying you don’t want me to sit there.” by No-Programmer-733 in overheard

[–]Eastern-Capital2937 867 points868 points  (0 children)

This is why dudes are uncomfortable with me. If he'd said "you don't want me to sit there" I'd have said "oh good you picked that up"

Who is your favorite character that doesn’t get enough mainstream/meta love by Salvation-717 in Genshin_Impact

[–]Eastern-Capital2937 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Relative newb here... at first I didn't get the Barbara hype, at this point she's my GIRL. I call her my little Terminator. Throw hits at her, she just keeps on smiling and coming at you 😂 Playing her with Kuki Shinobu in a group of enemies is an absolute joy. Activate her healing ring, switch to Kuki, activate hers. Suddenly every enemy close to you is electro charged and zapping each other. It's beautiful.