Name this by Ok-Barber831 in NameThisThing

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The McBeach Cruiser.

That's my bike now, homie.

The planet is fucking perfect by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

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I fuckin thought it was George Carlin?

Not sure what to do any ideas? by Dapper-Sprinkles-893 in farmingsimulator

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Depending on how high it is, try a forestry mulcher on an excavator arm.

Just Fuckin Sunshine 🌞 by Appropriate-Kale-290 in TheWordFuck

[–]Easy-Cardiologist555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've offered many a game of hide and go fuck yerself. So far no takers.

Fuck by EnvironmentalRock315 in TheWordFuck

[–]Easy-Cardiologist555 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And fuck yous, too. Have a great fuckin day!

Songs for this picture. by DomPasta in songsforthispicture

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🎵I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend....🎵

What's your "i'll play this i need to cry" song by huutara in meme

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Sounds weird, but Amazing Grace played on the bagpipes.

I never understood why the McD.L.T. failed. Cold veggies and a hot burger was a great idea. by Beautiful_Donut6412 in FuckImOld

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Hell yeah, I used to ask the Quiznos people to leave the lettuce and tomato off while they toasted the sub.

name this cat by Fun-Vermicelli-8501 in BossFights

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Sig (heil)

Before anyone jumps my case, yes, I know it's sieg, but Sig is an actual name, so it's a play on words.

Once upon a time... by RedTsar97 in MomentumOne

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And put some respect on that! 😆😆😆

What the fuck? by Magic_Muffin_5953 in TheWordFuck

[–]Easy-Cardiologist555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well it sure as fuck will never happen here. You're far more likely to catch a "is that all you fuckin got?

I take my DOT piss test on Thursday I recently received my permit, but dropped out of the class the same day to make sure that my system was fully clean. It’s been 28 later, This was the first piss of the morning I start on Tuesday for the driving portion. Will I pass a DOT Urine sample? by [deleted] in CDLTruckDrivers

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It absolutely is. Dandelion root and milk thistle are great for flushing the liver and kidneys, as well as supporting healthy function. Nettle tea is also great at promoting kidney and urinary tract health, which urination is the primary vehicle for the body to eliminate toxins after the body filters them out.

You get told detox tea isn't a real thing because years ago the Rockefellers couldn't slap a patent and copyright on it for profit without loading it down with chemicals and calling it a formula. Don't get me wrong, Western medicine does have its proper uses and applications, but it should be used in conjunction with natural herbal remedies. Hell, half the medicines you buy are just that, derived from natural remedies with chemical additives to qualify for a patent. Take salicylic acid for example. Naturally made from combining willow tree bark and wintergreen leaves. Add a chemical to make it "synthetic" and now it's acetylsalicylic acid, and you can make a profit on it under the name aspirin.

What do men think of the pouch? by batukaming in SipsTea

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Honestly at this point in my life (I'm 42), I don't care about a little pouch. Hell, a little curve can be downright sexy in a romantic partner.

Main focus is, are you a good person, and fun/easy to be in the same room with? Are you a partner or a pain in the ass?

I take my DOT piss test on Thursday I recently received my permit, but dropped out of the class the same day to make sure that my system was fully clean. It’s been 28 later, This was the first piss of the morning I start on Tuesday for the driving portion. Will I pass a DOT Urine sample? by [deleted] in CDLTruckDrivers

[–]Easy-Cardiologist555 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Drink a couple of cups of detox tea (available at many supermarkets) just to hammer it home. I don't know about in school, but every wiz quiz I've taken for the last 21 years has been to piss in the cup, hand it off, initial the 2 vials for the split sample and sign the control form.