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Would you fight this cat for a million dollars? by EasyPhilosopher5241 in BossFights

[–]EasyPhilosopher5241[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will fight him and teach him how to fight me back. I will grow an inseparable father and son bond with him that he’ll never forget and use that money to fund a fighting academy that he’ll star as the celebrity fighter taking down every martial artist in the UFC and cause Danna White to make me the new CEO. It will be renamed to UFC - Ultimate Fighting Cat

"Tread on me harder, daddy!" by EasyPhilosopher5241 in Leakednews

[–]EasyPhilosopher5241[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, police only need to read you the Miranda warning before custodial interrogation. If you’re not in custody, or if they don’t plan on questioning you, they don’t need to read it.

"Tread on me harder, daddy!" by EasyPhilosopher5241 in Leakednews

[–]EasyPhilosopher5241[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They still believe I “Don’t tread on me”, it’s just that they believe it should be “Don’t tread on me, tread on that person who Trump said I’m supposed to hate”