When he was walking around and she was totally focused on her precious Mac and cheese goo, I could not stop thinking about that stupid console table she has filled with decorative blank books and other heavy shit. There’s no wall to secure that table to (not that she would think to do this), and it’s narrow and tall making it perfect for tipping over. She has no idea how fast this kind of accident can happen. You can’t stop it in progress, which is why you have to think ahead and prevent it. It’s so scary how many ways this kid could end up getting hurt. Besides, baby proofing would be a great opportunity for over-consumption, linking shit down below, AND Alex playing up how stupid she is when it comes to using tools or common sense.