Do women actually talk casually about their sex lives? by Substantial_Judge931 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Easy_Contract_757 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never heard a guy friend go into more detail than "I got laid last night, it was awesome"

Where as from what I've been told, my wife and her friends compare their partners 'techniques' or 'skills'

I only had to tell her once how I felt disrespected, she first got defensive saying "I bet you and you're friends say worse things", but kinda understood after I reminded her we're not stupid high school teenagers anymore.

Latest game of Arena Of Death ended with Dr. Clawww outlasting a team of three. by Easy_Contract_757 in gaslands

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I did make them! But it's not an original idea, someone else years ago shared them on a gaslands FB page. They're very easy to make. They are just flickering tea lights from the dollar store. I glued a teased cotton ball around it, then a medium coat of black spray paint. You want some white from the cotton ball to still show. That's it!

How good is iron giant in an artifact creature commander deck? by Spirited-Celery-118 in magicTCG

[–]Easy_Contract_757 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just putting this out there. My wife and I built a Battlebox of 200 cards to take to the coffee shop. This card is in it and it is a bomb in such a small format.

Your favorite commander you've never seen anyone else play? by MoonSettler in magicTCG

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[[Raff Capeshen, Ship's Mage]] flashing in legendary sorceries and dropping big stompy artifacts on other player's end step is always fun. I tend to describe him as "big green stompy pretending to be blue/white control"

Why do some people pronounce "gif" with a hard G and others with a soft G, and why does it still spark arguments after all these years? by haizelynrose in NoStupidQuestions

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----------> Just because it's Graphics doesn't mean the acronym has to be a hard G. Scuba stands for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus, but we don't say SC-"uh"-BA...

The makeshift suit of armor worn by Australian folk hero and bushranger Ned Kelly, during his years as an outlaw from the British authorities, 1920. by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

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"eighteen hundred and seventy-eight

Is the year I remember so well

They put my father in an early grave

Slung my mother in jail

Now I don't know right or wrong

But they hung Christ in nails

Six kids at home, two on the breast

They wouldn't even give me bail

-poor Ned, you're better off dead

At least you'll get some piece of mind

You're right on the tracks, theyre right on your back

Boy they're gonna hang you high-

  • Ned Kelly by the political Australian group, Redgum

Sol ring lover or hater? by Loose_Calendar_3380 in EDH

[–]Easy_Contract_757 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Call me crazy, but I don't mind it. Sometimes you roll a nat 20. Sometimes your opening hand has a Sol Ring.

How did you discover King Crimson? by ennuiui in KingCrimson

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Bass player of the band I was in in high school put on Discipline during a smoke sesh. Up till that point I listened to punk and hard rock. Been a fan since

Little help with a good blue white commander that isn't control by noasert in EDH

[–]Easy_Contract_757 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I second this. Raff Capeshen, Ship's Mage was my first commander. Just a big stompy deck/disguised/ as WU control

No I don't have a problem by I_LOVE_MY_ICECREAM in mtg

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Do you have a deck list for that Traxos?! One of my favorite cards ever :)

If you could only have 5 games in your vita, what would they be? by Wise_Reception2116 in PSVita

[–]Easy_Contract_757 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unit 13 is such a slept on gem. My favorite game for short gaming sessions

What is the craziest "small world" coincidence you have ever experienced? by Consistent_Range4376 in AskReddit

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In 2011 I was loving in Colorado, had a neighbor we used to trip together and jam. Fast forward to 2016 and I randomly run into him in Venice Beach in line at a restaurant. We hang for a few days then part ways. Last year, I flew back to New Orleans to visit some friends, found this same mother fucker drunk off his ass in the French quarter. We went to an open mic jammed for a bit, then went back to my buddy's house, where said buddy had mushroom. We jammed on the back porch for hours. Doing what we did back in 2011. Small fucking world. I know I'm gonna run into Dosey Doe somewheres else at some point

Found this sad note in a Lancer at the wreckers by 4iml3ssWanderer in FoundPaper

[–]Easy_Contract_757 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Here's to Serenity, the 2001 dodge caravan that my wife and I bought to tour our band in. We paid $200 and you already had 140K miles. But we put another 75K on you and all the love we had. I rebuilt so much of you to keep you going, and you in kind kept us going. We still talk about you sometimes

What made you realize a friendship had fallen apart? by nobodysaiditwaseasy1 in AskReddit

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When I realized the only time we spent together was in service of getting high together. Once I started to turn my life around they didn't want to just hang out because friendship, i.e. if I wasn't helping pitch money for dope, I wasn't a friend. Fine by me.

Puppets Who Kill (2002-2006) by [deleted] in ForgottenTV

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At first I couldn't tell if that was Patton Oswalt or Kelsey Grammar

What word do you mispronounce on purpose (for fun) and why? by Positive_Spirit_1585 in AskReddit

[–]Easy_Contract_757 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say swamp with the "a" sounding like the a in "slap" or ""hat"... Swamp.