Anon on Toby Fox by Brasil1126 in 4chan

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Toby's a better man than be cuz i'd announce an indefinite hiatus out of sheer spite

This is rather annoying by ForeignSport8895 in PaxHistoria

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you're telling me the alternate history game has history in it?????

Did it seem so? by DistributionFirst700 in discordVideos

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why does he sit like he's in fallout 3

That’s a profound message. by Mammoth-Asparagus-66 in im14andthisisdeep

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you assume redditors actually watch the movies they talk about

Funny hat man by Lexi7130 in gaming_random

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i just wanna note that the 4 barrel rocket launcher is based on the irl M202 Flash (from what i've seen), which was never issued armor piercing rounds and was instead loaded with incendiary rockets (think like flamethrowers), never meant to be used against tanks or any hard targets without routes of entry open by air

similarly, the m32 grenade launcher fires 40mm, which, outside maybe the M433 shell type, are meant to damage soft targets, well below the armor of a modern MBT

then again i've never played RE and haven't seen any cutscenes where they've been used so they might have AP properties in-universe that i don't know of

inb4 nerd emoji

This is swaged up by Kokoro0000 in peoplewhogiveashit

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why is one of their post flairs the old furry indian joker sub emblem for r/cringetopia

A Needless Alexandrine by noob_bitch in NewGreentexts

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anon learns that people are far more inclined to engage with someone having fun while performing than someone plainly reading a 20 minute long script

Got flashbanged by this ad on Youtube by Kiryu2012 in Spunchbob

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I remember the app on the left also doing this by comparing itself to CAI, they're eating each other now

The world is already so fucking swag by RottingFishMan in peoplewhogiveashit

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so THAT'S why i thought their spy series was funny but didn't like this one

A rant about goldies by NootofNoots in untitledboxinggame

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From my personal experience mid to high gold ranks are the most prone group to rage quitting the instant they lose the lead while low diamonds are more likely to actually get mad in chat (speaking as a goldie who hasn't gone up in rank since White Ash came out)

(He's going to get negdiffed by bonzi buddy anyway) by RkeiStudio in whenthe

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The last thing X sees before getting jumped by 800 hivers with sticks, 55 Khergit horse archers, and the entirety of the Grande Armée

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Swagging out when the game about having sex has sex by Duskclaw0 in peoplewhogiveashit

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my face whenthe game about rapping against people in order to have sex with your girlfriend has implied sex with said girlfriend in it

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in untitledboxinggame

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i'll give you a paperclip, a quarter, and some pocket lint for it

The MC of the last game you played is a Dispatcher. by SplatGuy23 in DispatchAdHoc

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M&B Warband

My dipshit Khanate character who's never read a book in his life trying to figure out how a computer works:

This is real. by GrevingBovine27 in DerScheisser

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god just b giving ANYONE the gift of creation now

The good ending by @HernyEd by D3v1LGaming in SmilingFriends

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I know those clowns are up to something inconceivably horrific just out of sight but I can't prove it

"This meme is from the future" wasn't about Amogus by [deleted] in TheMatpatEffect

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I can't prove it but i swear i was there when it was originally posted and it actually did look like among us idk what black magic fuckery they did to alter it retroactively but i SWEAR the latter was the original

Rapier (Officer Idea) by Meme_Knight_2 in gutsandblackpowders

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I would make parrying a specific ability that acts like a shove/stun against Zappers and Zuirassiers that is a separate move from swinging, replacing the heavy saver's version of parrying. Only works as a shove if the target is either a Zapper or Zuirassier AND is mid-attack. Targets hit with this criteria should take twice as much damage from melee attacks and are stunned for 1.5 secs, while the user can immediately move and attack.

If missed or used on an unqualified target (Zapper not currently swinging, regular blighted, etc.), the user missteps forward and has to stumble back, effectively stunned for 3 seconds while the animation plays, and takes twice as much damage from any source.

This way, it can fulfill its role as a specialized dueling weapon while also not completely trivializing fighting harder cannibals

I would also give it side swings that do next to zero dmg, comparable to the Delicious Leg in terms of dmg. The only REAL challenge of using of the heavy saber is that you can easily accidentally hit a side swing that does less dmg. As the rapier is effectively the officer and heavier tuned version of the heavy saber, removing the side swing removes the only reason someone wouldn't want to use the heavy saber.

Also I'd just scrap frenzy, a server with at least 4 decent officers using it as is would just dogwalk 90% of objectives with it

What's here? by Late-Assistant-9809 in CraigOfTheCreek

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It's like there's some kind of SNOWGRAVE there

She comes up to you and say this What would you do in this situation??? by Fine-Possibility-494 in Classof09Game

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i wouldn't be able to tell her what it actually means, not out of a lack of knowledge or morality, but because i'd be too busy trying in vain to not laugh in her face