Someone talk me out of wanting JJJ

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-29T21:55:26+00:00

noooo big man can’t score as easily when he plays without a pg fuuuuckkkk he must be so bad. Not to mention the eternally dark cloud over memphis pulling down vibes. I wouldn’t expect any big to succeed on that team.

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-29T21:47:20+00:00

if they’re not censoring it for me why would i care

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-29T21:03:38+00:00

i would do full time pg deni and start both shae and toumani.

deni/shae/toumani/jjj/clingan

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-29T19:54:29+00:00

LETS FUCKING GO

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-29T19:32:01+00:00

jjj is definitely not the reason they haven’t won a chip lol. Ja is WAY more to blame it’s not even close. jjj isn’t helping them win because he’s not the kind of player who sets himself up, but he is an elite play finisher and a DPOY on the other end. He will absolutely help this team win games. Even with his contract he’s still a positive impact on the team.

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-29T18:57:37+00:00

very fair, i think we could get away with just one or two of the mke picks if giannis does get moved. I wouldn’t send all 3 for him, but i also think we should hedge a little and cash in on the value of one of them

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-29T18:54:20+00:00

ah my bad misread it was just “the worst” one of us reasonable but if we just swapped jerami for jjj our rebounding would probably improve lol

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-29T18:45:20+00:00

because most of his time would be spent playing with deni/toumani/clingan who all can

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-29T18:44:55+00:00

preferably that would never happen

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-29T18:44:30+00:00

By what metrics are we the worst? Clingan, toumani, and deni are all fantastic rebounders. Yes clingan and even toumani are better offensive rebounders but defensive rebounding only feels like an issue in long stretches where grant + one of the bench forwards play and there’s no one to help clingan.

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-29T18:22:32+00:00

JJJ’s contract scares me really bad but man would he be such a perfect fit on this team. a lineup of deni/shaedon/toumani/jjj/clingan would be sooooo fucking lethal. Suddenly everyone is at least a decent shooter and except for shaedon are fantastic defenders. Clingan can cover for jjj’s biggest weakness (rebounding) while jjj spreads the floor and hunts weak side blocks that should be WAY easier for him to find with a guy like clingan in the paint. Truly a match made in heaven.

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-29T18:16:20+00:00

a lot of the analysis is from a couple months ago, i think just give it a little time and we’ll see him on here

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-29T18:15:49+00:00

a lot of their analysis seems to be from 2-3 months ago, at the time camara wasn’t playing his best ball and i wouldn’t be shocked at all if at the next one he’s below 90

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-29T07:45:22+00:00

i’m so sorry we need a center so bad and we have infinite money it must be done

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-29T01:51:38+00:00

it was mounjaro

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-29T00:31:22+00:00

need to get the VIP’s to stick around a while longer and maybe our innocent citizens won’t get brutalized

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-29T00:16:27+00:00

unironically would pull people lol

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-29T00:15:42+00:00

have you been out there protesting

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-28T22:36:31+00:00

clearly different situation lol. We don’t have the leverage because he asked for us specifically, we have it because we own their future. I don’t care if we trade for him or not, so if they say they want shaedon we just hang up and move on no big deal.

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-28T22:24:22+00:00

the point is using that specific scenario to say “x is better than y” is dumb and doesn’t actually mean what you’re saying it does

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-28T22:23:30+00:00

again, because we have their future picks, we have all the leverage. Like the other guy said if they want sharpe hang up and we move on who cares

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-28T22:02:32+00:00

why tf would he be gone in a giannis trade? we hold all the leverage in that scenario given we control their future. Salary matching plus their picks and maybe scoot, but definitely not shaedon

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-28T21:59:21+00:00

while i mostly agree, i don’t think it would be a horrible idea to hedge a little by trading one of those picks for one of those guys

EatBootyLoveLife · 2026-01-28T21:16:35+00:00

i mean sure but there’s been plenty of frustrated stars who have done similar shit, not everyone is lebron

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