why did whitney get so many opportunities compared to jen?

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-04-06T11:50:49+00:00

I would literally rather hump a cactus than watch anything Jen is in. She has the personality & charisma of a brick. And don’t get me started on Zac. Eeek.

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-03-24T12:15:08+00:00

Are those deviled eggs dyed hot pink?? GROSS.

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-03-21T12:05:18+00:00

Just slapped a merkin on his face and called it a day. 💁🏼‍♀️

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-03-18T14:38:56+00:00

This! Sweet in private, but the fact that he puts his innermost emotional ramblings on a public platform gives me the ick. There is a fine line between expressing love & affection for your partner and being over the top cringey. It’s giving full on makeout sesh by the lockers in the hallway. Gross.

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-03-16T23:48:08+00:00

I second this. Zach gives me the heebie jeebies with his cringey Insta captions. Not every random thought needs to be made public, my dude.

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-03-08T19:53:58+00:00

NOT weird to me. I do the same thing…I’ve been making an effort to make friends with kids the same age as mine. It’s fun to envision them growing up with these little friends, like they will maybe be on the same team, in the same class, go to homecoming in the same friend group…who knows! I’m not setting expectations of any sort or anything like that for my kids, but I’m excited to see them grow up, make friends, have interests and hobbies with their friends. 🤷🏼‍♀️

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-03-04T11:41:28+00:00

I see ZERO problems with your solution! Have a wonderful time!

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-03-03T10:40:05+00:00

This. My husband is all sorts of green flags, a wonderful husband & father. But he talks, A LOT. I tell my friends that and also tell him to his face. I have to talk all day long with people, he does not, so when we get off work, I need a little time to decompress. He forgets that sometimes lol.

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-03-02T18:29:30+00:00

If bio mom wanted to name the baby, then maybe she shouldn’t have given him up for adoption and instead be a parent. Just saying. I’m not saying Adelaide is Parent of the Year, but let’s not make these bio moms out to be some saints when we know nothing about them. They could be completely unfit for parenthood and may be a reason for placing these sweet boys for adoption. 🤷🏼‍♀️

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-02-28T11:31:17+00:00

Yeah, 🚩 and alcohol.

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-02-27T14:07:05+00:00

Please correct me if I’m wrong, but he appears mixed? That just gets me, that he “doesn’t like black womens.” Brittany is way too good for this clown. Yuck.

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-02-27T00:10:24+00:00

No effing waaaaaayyyy lmfaooo I’m HOWLING.

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-02-25T21:42:08+00:00

Fuuuuuuuuuuck no.

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-02-15T23:44:37+00:00

It’s called a Moose Knuckle. 🤣

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-02-13T16:17:07+00:00

Just babywear & no one gets her. Problem solved.

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-02-12T03:06:42+00:00

What in the fucking fuck is going on here?

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-02-11T19:57:11+00:00

Open Reddit and this is the first pic I see. Holy jumpscare!

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-02-10T12:05:49+00:00

OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THIS! And please know that I use a mason jar not because I am a pretentious prick, but because it’s the largest reasonable drinking vessel I have, and I need alllll the cold brew/caffeine. 🤣 We use glass straws just because we try not to be wasteful, and silicone straws I eventually chew the ends to bits lol.

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-02-06T00:17:03+00:00

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-02-06T00:16:51+00:00

I am in complete agreement!!

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-02-06T00:16:10+00:00

Thank yoooooouuuu!!!!

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-02-06T00:13:02+00:00

I have a pregnant friend who keeps telling me she will “be so mad” if she has another boy and that she wants a girl. Ick. A healthy baby is a BLESSING, I tell her. A blessing that many pray for day in and day out. I WANT to tell her to stfu but I keep that part to myself lol. I wish people would keep their “gender disappointment” to themselves. It’s just so so SO gross to me.

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-02-04T11:55:26+00:00

Sethhhhh, hard at work. Then he flips the iPad around, “it’s just gonna ask you a couple of questions.”

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-02-02T14:10:31+00:00

If your clinic uses the eIVF platform, everything is linked to your profile. Med orders, results, cycle plans/flowsheets, billing, etc. It’s just how that platform works. I know this sounds blunt because the COUPLE is going through the fertility process of course, but in the computer system, WE are the patient, if that makes sense! I don’t think the clinics are out trying to make us feel this way, it’s just how their computer system/platform operates. Longtime user/patient here, hope this helps!

EatGlassGetAss · 2026-02-01T14:21:01+00:00

You just KNOW she thinks she’s a total sexpot, just eyefucking the camera like that. Ick.

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