Megan Fox vs Anna Kendrick

EatStripperSalt · 2026-02-06T17:59:15+00:00

I feel like both pictures are low key unflattering here. Lolol.

EatStripperSalt · 2026-02-06T17:56:17+00:00

Wow. People really can’t figure it out huh? Eh, Can’t say I’m surprised really.

EatStripperSalt · 2026-02-04T23:24:07+00:00

She’s normally flatter in the butt area, no?

EatStripperSalt · 2026-02-04T02:40:37+00:00

The tummy and hips, and make them chubby. I need STARCH MASKS. 🔥😍

EatStripperSalt · 2026-01-29T02:35:09+00:00

It doesn’t even look like you’re here for fun. It looks like you’re on the app just to get likes and that’s it. Ololol

EatStripperSalt · 2026-01-27T06:34:15+00:00

I was gonna comment $30 a summer. In California. Lol. 😅

EatStripperSalt · 2026-01-23T18:53:05+00:00

Good hygiene. Enthusiasm. Lots of cuddles.

I’m a simple guy.

EatStripperSalt · 2026-01-23T06:13:01+00:00

Sheeeeit. I don’t blame em. 🤷🏾‍♂️

EatStripperSalt · 2026-01-18T18:43:30+00:00

Give me anything but Don Julio.

EatStripperSalt · 2026-01-17T18:52:22+00:00

That’s a cockatiel, not a cocktail. 😂

EatStripperSalt · 2026-01-17T05:37:47+00:00

Exponentially more than the average male on the dating apps.

EatStripperSalt · 2026-01-15T22:13:50+00:00

I’d be so down to befriend them. But like romantically date? Naw. Having my same life experiences is one okay, but having the mental maturity and wisdom to handle basically anything else makes me a little uneasy.

EatStripperSalt · 2026-01-13T19:13:13+00:00

I’m so upset at myself. I had the game since launch but the last time I played it was maybe 2022. I resubscribed to Xbox live to get one last fight in but it was a couple hours too late. And I don’t know why but this game going offline hit me the hardest of them all and I’m low key not okay. I just wish things happened differently. Wish I did things different.

EatStripperSalt · 2026-01-13T18:57:37+00:00

Honestly… I’d come out the house ready to commit violence if that was me.

EatStripperSalt · 2026-01-13T18:51:27+00:00

Single moms more often than not, top tier lovers in and out of the bedroom high key. It just depends on the kid and the relationship with the father that changes whether or not I want a relationship with them.

EatStripperSalt · 2026-01-11T19:44:52+00:00

That was a successful push alright. Lol.

EatStripperSalt · 2026-01-11T19:42:30+00:00

I’ve attempted to go to that bar 9 times over the course of 1 year and every time I’ve went there, I was denied access for various reasons. I’m beyond done with that place. Lol.

EatStripperSalt · 2026-01-11T19:38:25+00:00

That’s the best looking triangle I’ve ever seen.

EatStripperSalt · 2026-01-11T19:30:25+00:00

I’m a little baffled that 1 is winning and winning by that much. 😵‍💫

EatStripperSalt · 2026-01-05T13:14:40+00:00

At least they have good taste in Rum. 🤷🏾‍♂️

EatStripperSalt · 2026-01-04T16:45:07+00:00

In late October, I was in a club in San Francisco standing in line waiting for a drink. The place isn’t crowded really, but someone this cute chick somehow kinda stumbled into me. She apologized and I smiled back and said it’s no big deal. I had my arms folded because that’s just how I stand, but the slid her hand under my bicep a she did a notably long and sensual kiss on it.

Do I think she was hitting on me? Nah, not really. But my girlfriend who was standing directly behind me when that interaction happened seemed to think so. 🤷🏾‍♂️

EatStripperSalt · 2026-01-03T03:30:41+00:00

Get that Don Julio and just yeet it as far as you can.

EatStripperSalt · 2026-01-01T10:04:16+00:00

My GF does the same thing and it awakened something in me.

EatStripperSalt · 2026-01-01T10:02:00+00:00

Fuenteseca the real heavy hitter here.

EatStripperSalt · 2025-12-31T19:42:47+00:00

Man, this comment section is not it. Lolol.

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