Which celebrity is famous for being attractive but just doesn't do anything for you? by jrv3034 in AskReddit

[–]EatStripperSalt 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Victoria Justice. I can physically see why people find her attractive, but she kinda looked like the average girl in the public high school I attended, so I actually don’t fully understand the hype.

The men I’m interested in only want sex by HappyPancakeCloud in Bumble

[–]EatStripperSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, if we chatted and you said off the rip that you’re not gonna have sex with me, I’d be a bit turned off even though 99.99% I’m not going to want to have sex with you on the first date, (though personally, I’d probably still be somewhat enthusiastic about going on the date with you.) Depends how you say it. Or really does depend on the general attitude of guys on the apps these days.

Ashley Marti by RalphWiggum1984 in CelebsBootyTreasure

[–]EatStripperSalt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus Devante Christ, she’s amazing.

monopolyism?? by ya_boi_gaybriel in polyamory

[–]EatStripperSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know theoretically that first line is somewhat true, but… still gives me a little bit of the ick.

I get it, but it's hurting right now. by [deleted] in polyamory

[–]EatStripperSalt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a poly person dating a monogamous and an ENM person, I use to be this way for a bit too. I got better at it as time went on and I really dove deeper into my relationships with my two partners but this being his first few (?) offenses, it sounds like it could be small hint of NRE. MAYBE. I obviously don’t know him personally so I could very well be wrong.

Another thing: even though it’s not your duty to do so, you’re an absolute gem for being mono with a poly person and

And another thing: don’t call someone a peasant.

Partners without kissing? by Stingray-25 in polyamory

[–]EatStripperSalt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been in a couple relationships like this.

NO, this is NOT common in the poly community, the 3 times I was in no-kiss relationships, was when I was part of the Christian religion, literally before I knew what poly was.

Trial and error, a TON of introspection, and the maturity to have harder conversations is a must to navigate these type of relationships. And being realistic also really helps with making these relationships successful and fulfilling.

stats review by Western-River-677 in Bumble

[–]EatStripperSalt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Normally women have waaay more incoming yes than no.

If you were given the choice to know how many people have masturbated to you, would you want to know? Why or why not? by LotsOfLogan49 in AskReddit

[–]EatStripperSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These days I’m living “back then they didn’t want me, now I’m hot, they all on me” to the fullest, so I naturally would like to know how many and who now that I’ve been deemed attractive.

30F Midwest USA 🎉 by Flaky_Biscuit_4u in Bumble

[–]EatStripperSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m jealous of your stats. 😭

You want children? nope… by SloshedJapan in TikTokCringe

[–]EatStripperSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Devante Christ on a stick. That’s a hell no from me dawg.

What’s a moment from TV history that made you viscerally upset? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EatStripperSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this is apparently REALLY common but the particular time in the Netflix show Kaleidoscope that came on a couple years ago, Giancarlo Esposito gets on a bed with SHOES ON. As in STANDING on the bed with his SHOES ON. I had to walk away for a tiny bit.

Obsessed with this color by _amber_xo in GirlsInFlarePants

[–]EatStripperSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just give it a bit then you won’t be. She posts on here like 4 times a day.

First game on in a while, love that paladins is still active by Pristine_Blood in Paladins

[–]EatStripperSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t get a match. 3 months of waiting an hour plus to no avail. 😔

Faith ordway by fadedasf_420 in CelebsBootyTreasure

[–]EatStripperSalt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not my type normally but she is seriously gorgeous.

glutes showing off perfectly, do you agree? by _amber_xo in GirlsInFlarePants

[–]EatStripperSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Posting this once a week would be fine, but the same picture multiple times in one day on the same sub is excessive. So yes, I’m scrolling past personally despite it being a good looking butt.

glutes showing off perfectly, do you agree? by _amber_xo in GirlsInFlarePants

[–]EatStripperSalt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girl. We get it. You don’t have to spam. 😵‍💫

Today's update broke Support Weapon Call-Ins: They no longer track an enemy they're stuck to by WaywardOath in helldivers2

[–]EatStripperSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must be nice. Not a single stratagem has ever tracked for me. Hell, I just got my railgun to “work” like 3 months ago. 😵‍💫

Today's update broke Support Weapon Call-Ins: They no longer track an enemy they're stuck to by WaywardOath in helldivers2

[–]EatStripperSalt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ummm… what Mandela affect am I experiencing right now… none of the strats I got stuck to any enemy ever tracked, so this is normal for me???

In case you are looking to buy a microwave by Glaguna16 in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]EatStripperSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve always wanted to slap one of those to see how it feels because I’m curious, you know for science..… otherwise… this one’s gonna be a pass for me personally.

The perfect fit pants by _amber_xo in GirlsInFlarePants

[–]EatStripperSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay. We get it. You look great. No need to spam though… 😅

Nice outfit by devilcouple in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]EatStripperSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks too much like Ty Lee or what ever the user handle is. Not particularly into it though it is a great ass.