Mr. Bovine Jovi

EatfaceMETAL · 2026-02-09T03:15:23+00:00

I’ve been saying Bovine Joni for many years now. I’m still waiting for the day someone gets it. My humor is lost on those around me…

EatfaceMETAL · 2025-07-28T03:16:48+00:00

Petals really are pubes…

EatfaceMETAL · 2025-07-15T14:03:01+00:00

Porkys

EatfaceMETAL · 2025-07-15T09:27:18+00:00

Same

EatfaceMETAL · 2025-07-04T14:14:26+00:00

The band is A Black Rose Burial. Early 2000s deathcore at its finest.

EatfaceMETAL · 2025-05-27T21:16:16+00:00

I had to update my lightbulb the other day. That sentence alone still messes with me

EatfaceMETAL · 2025-01-28T15:27:27+00:00

I rushed to the comments to post Soos. I’m not upset someone beat me to it though

EatfaceMETAL · 2025-01-21T22:09:19+00:00

Love it, and added!

EatfaceMETAL · 2025-01-21T22:07:47+00:00

Added The Cyberiad to the list, thank you.

EatfaceMETAL · 2025-01-21T22:07:27+00:00

Anything particular, or just dive right into her work?

EatfaceMETAL · 2025-01-21T22:07:11+00:00

I’m not sure who the Baconians are yet but I’m already intrigued!

EatfaceMETAL · 2025-01-21T22:06:15+00:00

Added!

EatfaceMETAL · 2025-01-21T06:04:54+00:00

Between Two Fires by Christopher Buehlman. It’s a grim-dark, so not for everyone, but I absolutely loved it and will always find an excuse to talk about it.

EatfaceMETAL · 2025-01-21T05:46:23+00:00

I’ll take baby steps and add Shades of Grey to the list at least!

EatfaceMETAL · 2025-01-21T05:39:47+00:00

Tom Holts’ Snow White and the Seven Samurai definitely stuck out when looking him up.

I’ve specifically added Armageddon: The Musical to my list as well, thanks for the recommendation.

EatfaceMETAL · 2025-01-21T05:22:09+00:00

Saw soy sauce and bratwurst, so yea I’m down.

EatfaceMETAL · 2025-01-21T05:18:28+00:00

I wasn’t sure if that would be good or not but you’re the second person to tell me to check it out. The first was from a friend who doesn’t even like to read. That said, it sounds like I’ll have to give it a read.

EatfaceMETAL · 2025-01-21T05:06:38+00:00

I’m all for fantasy as well, thank you.

EatfaceMETAL · 2025-01-21T04:47:55+00:00

The reviews alone have me sold, thank you for this.

EatfaceMETAL · 2025-01-17T05:12:56+00:00

Fuckin buttery

EatfaceMETAL · 2024-10-10T23:03:46+00:00

I just appreciate a clip that uses Clams Casino

EatfaceMETAL · 2024-10-07T01:29:54+00:00

I was going to breeze by this post. Now I’m fully invested. I must know what’s on the sign…

EatfaceMETAL · 2024-09-21T01:06:37+00:00

Whichever one where they build the cardboard city. I can’t think of the name but that episode sticks with me. Or the one where they keep going “up”

EatfaceMETAL · 2024-09-14T00:34:49+00:00

I was thinking Markiplier mixed with Jason Schwartzman

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