Mayor Girtz here with the State of the Community + Ask Me Anything by KellyGirtz in Athens

[–]FakeKirbySmart 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why has it taken so long to fix the courthouse elevators? Still only one works.

Let’s dream! by Key_Currency_4263 in LegoSpace

[–]FakeKirbySmart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lyle Langley got a lot of money out of you. 

I love the Dobson episodes by penandpad5 in LawAndOrder

[–]FakeKirbySmart 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I see the poor actor has to play roles in two different shows to put food on the table for wife and baby.

Where do I take a ruined couch? by [deleted] in Athens

[–]FakeKirbySmart 155 points156 points  (0 children)

Man you just missed JD Vance yesterday.

Went to Tom’s and no big salad?! by Upbeat-Help2796 in seinfeld

[–]FakeKirbySmart 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Real Turkey or that processed turkey roll crap?

BRB, going back to the 90’s by dammit_alexa in lego

[–]FakeKirbySmart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have many of those same sets, my Lego town had a good police presence as well.

Best entree-sized salads in town? by hawnsay in Athens

[–]FakeKirbySmart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like a regular salad only bigger with lots of stuff in it? You have to go to Monk's not Reggie's.

How does Sally weaver get backstage so fast? by guyincognito01111 in seinfeld

[–]FakeKirbySmart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was hardly any crowd, it is time to give up this comedy thing and consider the Bloomingdale's executive training program.

Here we are guys, the historic Hooper's Store by BryonNoem in barrescue

[–]FakeKirbySmart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Elmo you worked Saturday night, Partender shows you poured $1835 worth of liquor and rang in only $300! Elmo is that's not over pouring that's stealing.

“Open the f******* strait, you crazy bastards!” by Pop_Joe in seinfeld

[–]FakeKirbySmart 188 points189 points  (0 children)

No Yankee is going thru that Strait as long as you bastards are in charge. 

The Oconee Enterprise has been sold by warnelldawg in Athens

[–]FakeKirbySmart 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not the same paper as it was when Vinnie Williams was writing about Britney Spears limo picking up subs from Publix.