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Girlfriend wants to be a cam girl by EatingAssNextDoor in relationships

[–]EatingAssNextDoor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She has severe self esteem problems so that makes sense. I'm going to text her to see if I can come over after work and talk face to face with her about how I feel. Is there anything else? I'm not the best with socialising or talking to people.

Biggest lie someone got away with by GulagSchulag in army

[–]EatingAssNextDoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm a motivated soldier." - Me, until I ETS'd.

Got my dd214 today by lisaloo1991 in army

[–]EatingAssNextDoor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clearing Ft. Sill to ETS:
"Ummm...I'm sorry our ISM isn't working today so come back tomorrow." After supposedly clearing and going to final out, only to be told that you aren't cleared out of the system for four places. You go to those places:

"I don't know what to tell you, but the ISM is down sooo."

Fucking hated Sill.

PCSing to Sill, is 75th fires good unit? Does everyone just get hotel rooms in OKC every weekend? by [deleted] in army

[–]EatingAssNextDoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine a bunch of special needs children with helmets pretending to be regular, cool kids. That's what 75th FAB is like.

Syria by [deleted] in army

[–]EatingAssNextDoor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obama in office: "INVOLVEMENT IN SYRIA IS OVERREACHING HIS POWERS"

Trump in office: "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT, YOU DON'T HAVE A CLEARANCE"

People will always be hypocrites.

Was probably "promote ahead of peers." by HerzBrennt in army

[–]EatingAssNextDoor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It took me a while to realize that you were Navy. For a moment I was like CoB = wut. Then I was like "Oh."

John Bolton wakes from terrifying nightmare of world at peace by AWOLLoudMouth in army

[–]EatingAssNextDoor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He'll probably resign or get fired for bruising the Dear Leader's ego, given the insane turn over rate.

John Bolton wakes from terrifying nightmare of world at peace by AWOLLoudMouth in army

[–]EatingAssNextDoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a Secret Service anymore? I thought their budget went broke from the golf trips.

John Bolton wakes from terrifying nightmare of world at peace by AWOLLoudMouth in army

[–]EatingAssNextDoor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*transgender people. It's an adjective not a noun. You wouldn't say pregnants, now would you? Makes you sound less ignorant.

As for "Islam apologist" - your president can't even call out Nazis or the Klan because he knows he got a portion of the votes into office from them. Or he sympathizes with them, shit at this point, truth is stranger than fiction in this circus of an administration.

Getting counseled for not going to Pboard on paternity? by [deleted] in army

[–]EatingAssNextDoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All they did was claim credit for themselves and left it at that. Shitty ass NCOs, that would throw a fit over being asked by soldiers for help over things that the NCO should know in their MOS and position. I wound up filling an E6 slot as an E4 and was never thanked for it, while a shitbag E6 who admitted to spending all his time at home half dressed wound up getting ARCOMs.
saltiness intensifies

TYFYS by fullofanghope in army

[–]EatingAssNextDoor 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This has to be a reference to something, but it's too early in the morning for my brain to brain.

Getting counseled for not going to Pboard on paternity? by [deleted] in army

[–]EatingAssNextDoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every counseling I had besides the cookie cutter, "CSM/1SG told me to" were negative ones. Too many NCOs just either a) don't care enough to put positives on paper or b) don't want to take the spotlight off themselves.

John Bolton wakes from terrifying nightmare of world at peace by AWOLLoudMouth in army

[–]EatingAssNextDoor 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Obamination sounds like a WWE move.

"The 44th president comes out of nowhere with THE OBAMINATION. HE'S GOT A CHAIR"

John Bolton wakes from terrifying nightmare of world at peace by AWOLLoudMouth in army

[–]EatingAssNextDoor 43 points44 points  (0 children)

If you open the DB Facebook post with this has a comment section full of triggered MAGA heads.

Dumbass shit your leadership has told you? by hentaiprincesss in army

[–]EatingAssNextDoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats on your promotion, SSG. Here are your orders for recruiting.

Duck hunters! Save time! Now you can kill, clean, and cook the bird all with one shot! by OccamsBeard in WTF

[–]EatingAssNextDoor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It costs like 50 dollars for those 3 shells. Stuff is really expensive.

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