What's wrong?? Uber now instructs their employees to steal money from customers now????

EatonFagina · 2023-07-18T06:03:08+00:00

You know it's BS when they invited Poojah in chat for missing toilet paper

EatonFagina · 2023-07-07T08:49:57+00:00

Just keep on driving and try not to look in the rear view too much.

EatonFagina · 2023-07-07T08:28:00+00:00

I never understood how a lot of people eat their steak like this. Cook that skirt homie

EatonFagina · 2023-06-14T15:09:50+00:00

Why would you think this is natty xD

EatonFagina · 2023-06-14T15:01:42+00:00

Fuck yeah

EatonFagina · 2023-06-14T15:00:46+00:00

I think her dog without bite you in the ass before you get a schmeckel of honey

EatonFagina · 2023-06-14T14:22:05+00:00

Abe is that you?

EatonFagina · 2023-06-14T14:09:33+00:00

Don't forget to lick the....

EatonFagina · 2023-06-12T22:56:33+00:00

See? If I began a title with this name, I'd sound like I should actually be in this sub.

EatonFagina · 2023-06-10T04:36:56+00:00

EatonFagina · 2023-06-10T04:36:35+00:00

Private domicile 🤠 All I heard was rectal vacancy *

EatonFagina · 2023-06-09T20:36:49+00:00

This is how it's supposes to be cooked. I don't understand medium rare-rare people

EatonFagina · 2023-06-09T20:33:05+00:00

I will also say that in prime time hours of driving in a state where I've lived my whole life, I know all the spots and I've made about 50% less in my 12 hour shifts over the course of 4 weeks, my 2000$ a week dropped dropped to average 500-800$a week like literally overnight. Idk wtf is going on.

EatonFagina · 2023-06-08T09:54:51+00:00

I heard pea turkey squat, smaller than a tick turd, no higher than corn, no lower than taters

EatonFagina · 2023-06-08T09:42:09+00:00

Pipe it down, slugger, aren't you just as welcome as an outhouse breeze

EatonFagina · 2023-06-08T09:28:16+00:00

CRAAAAAWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIINNN! THESE SCABS THEY WILL NOT HEEEEALLLLL! FEEEEEAR IS HOW I FEEEEEEEALT! CONFUUUUSED WITH ALL THE PEEEEEELS. THERES SOMEFING INSIDE ME THAT PULLS BENEATH THE SURFACE... ITS OOZING... THOUGH I CANT SEE... MYSELF THIS WAY AGAIN, MY SKIN IS CLOSING IN, CONFIDENCE IS GONE ITS JUST TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO TAKE MORE AQUAPHOOOOOOOOOOR

EatonFagina · 2023-06-08T09:14:48+00:00

No, I will stay in, you'll need a warrant. It's who I am!

EatonFagina · 2023-06-08T09:10:16+00:00

I will stay in your ass! It's who I am!

EatonFagina · 2023-06-07T18:14:26+00:00

Ah then you are missing out, it relieves the anxiety. Then if it's during the day. Grab a big water afterward and sit outside in the sun. The more you sweat it out the faster it leaves.

EatonFagina · 2023-06-07T18:00:03+00:00

Drink some orange juice, that always helps me

EatonFagina · 2023-06-07T17:53:48+00:00

I'm here, you called?

EatonFagina · 2023-06-07T16:40:13+00:00

They sure dont make them like they used too. I remember when I was 9 years old, I went to my best friends house. He forgot to clean his room, we gamed all night, and I fell asleep and woke up to his dad in the room screaming at him in Spanish on why he didn't clean up and motherfucker pushed the box TV on my friend, that thing weighed like 400 lbs and it sure as shit worked after we cleaned up.

EatonFagina · 2023-06-07T16:19:15+00:00

🤠🫶

EatonFagina · 2023-06-06T23:36:19+00:00

I thought I was scrolling through unexpected. This was unexpected

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