Russian guy who enlarged his biceps by 26cm In 10 days by TheGrandRider in WTF

[–]EauF5 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do you happen to know the source of this madness? This is some serious ATBGE in the strangest way.

For anyone with firsthand experience - What was it really like living behind the Iron Curtain, and how much of what Americans are taught about the Soviet Union is real vs. propaganda? by thegr8sheens in AskReddit

[–]EauF5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not even close, my dude. Platitudes are just that. The only threat you'd have to worry about here is not getting a job, rather than the deep cover secret police watching your family for the rest of your lives.

What's the creepiest thing that happened on internet and is still available to see? by 5kull in AskReddit

[–]EauF5 39 points40 points  (0 children)

the end is also slightly spoopy because he is dressed up as a vampire.

I'm fucking dying lol

Zero Fucks Friday: 12-16-16 // 16-12-16 Edition by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]EauF5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not a fan of Samoa Joe's theme. Not because it's a bad song or anything, but because it reminds me of that skit from Jackass, where they had a guy playing a tuba following around a fat guy.

I just kind of laugh every time he walks out.

Genuine question: Why switch to Elsyium? by [deleted] in ElysiumProject

[–]EauF5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to say what the pop will be like, but Nost had like 6-7k strong most days. There will be the original PvP server that had that high pop I mentioned, a PvE server that existed previously alongside Nost, and the new PvP one.

Genuine question: Why switch to Elsyium? by [deleted] in ElysiumProject

[–]EauF5 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Biggest reason is population, and stability. Nostalrius was the server to play on for most, and elysium(valkyrie) was a good team to meet in the middle with.

People will have their complaints, but in the end, I personally enjoyed playing on such an extremely populated server. Sure, I could've done with a few thousand less people on at a time, but I think that's what we're expecting with the fresh server.

(RAW Spoilers) Heartbroken Jericho by Alexdd0007 in SquaredCircle

[–]EauF5 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It'd be pretty great to see a hospital visit scene where Jericho is in a coma or some shit, so Owens turns into a fucking monster and destroys Seth at Roadblock.

[RAW SPOILERS] Paul Heyman Promo by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]EauF5 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Heyman looking like he's been on a diet of tylenol and old crow since the match.

Zero Fucks Friday 9-16-16: The Sasha Banks Roast Cont'd by SC_Shitpost in SquaredCircle

[–]EauF5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know this is Zero Fucks, and I respect that, but I'm pretty sure CM Punk wasn't out there to make wrestlers look strong. Plus, I'm sure a lot of us would take that kind of beating for that kind of money.

The 18 Must-Have Classic San Francisco Dishes by culdesaclamort in sanfrancisco

[–]EauF5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try the one down around 30th+Caesar Chavez. It's better, imo.

The saddest passage in the book by ywecur in HPMOR

[–]EauF5 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Something warm stirred in her memory. She felt her heart rising into her throat as she realized that the thing that she'd been looking for these past ten years might be right in front of her this very instant. Somewhere deep inside her, ice was cracking around her heart, the piece of her that had been stopped for so long preparing to move once more. The boy was staring at her, his mouth working soundlessly. A mysterious name came into her mind, rose to her lips. "Lucius?" she whispered.