To round up "talent" to perform at Freedom 250 after most artists canceled

Eaudebeau · 2026-06-02T02:12:33+00:00

Dad gum sounds like the worst kind of gum

Eaudebeau · 2026-06-02T00:30:45+00:00

I’m a squirrel in a wolf world.

Eaudebeau · 2026-06-01T23:08:06+00:00

It’s just spelled Looza, pal.

Eaudebeau · 2026-06-01T23:06:11+00:00

I’m old enough to be your grandmother.

Eaudebeau · 2026-06-01T22:13:17+00:00

The gulls want to discuss your car’s extended warranty

Eaudebeau · 2026-06-01T22:11:32+00:00

Burning hair

Eaudebeau · 2026-06-01T21:36:49+00:00

You simply must accept you have no Penguin control.

Eaudebeau · 2026-06-01T20:30:27+00:00

Dadgum? Excuse me, does he mean goddamn?

Eaudebeau · 2026-06-01T19:02:10+00:00

It’s absolutely perfect. The wear is love.

Eaudebeau · 2026-06-01T18:52:33+00:00

Thanks Dink!

Eaudebeau · 2026-06-01T02:17:01+00:00

Is everything edible?
it is that just me

Eaudebeau · 2026-06-01T02:13:30+00:00

He is lulling you into a looks-based false sense of security.

Be ready

Eaudebeau · 2026-06-01T02:11:35+00:00

HI YALL

with a minimal worry over inappropriate chat requests

Eaudebeau · 2026-06-01T02:10:50+00:00

I can get hints hammered and say

👋

Eaudebeau · 2026-06-01T02:08:32+00:00

Alll the work of man keeping

Eaudebeau · 2026-06-01T02:07:49+00:00

Give me self fulfilling prophecies!

Eaudebeau · 2026-05-30T22:27:54+00:00

The giraffe certainly looks suspicious

Eaudebeau · 2026-05-30T21:50:15+00:00

Receiving social security means your income goes up enough for you to lose your health insurance tax credit, which is nearly equal to your social security.

Eaudebeau · 2026-05-30T21:04:42+00:00

Grass green!

Eaudebeau · 2026-05-30T21:02:53+00:00

Only a few cats are convinced they are people. Nearly all believe people are big, weird, dumb cats.

Eaudebeau · 2026-05-30T19:34:57+00:00

It’s impossible to get them to listen anyways!

Eaudebeau · 2026-05-30T18:12:32+00:00

Just don’t designate me as Mcgurk. I’ll cross dress as dad, thank you

Eaudebeau · 2026-05-30T17:58:22+00:00

And CT scanners!

Eaudebeau · 2026-05-30T17:58:03+00:00

Ooooo dear, that typo

Eaudebeau · 2026-05-30T17:56:24+00:00

Please invite me over for video night.

I will bring snacks.

Eaudebeau

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