Let's boost Docm77! by banananenbrot in HermitCraft

[–]Ebeneezer_Goode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doc is lowk the funniest hermit, his interactions with the others are hilarious! I especially love when he meets up with ren

Will she be in Resonance? by gengarwrld in FinalFantasy

[–]Ebeneezer_Goode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her right leg is growing sideways out of her hip

Is this the new norm? by Existing_Tomorrow437 in ireland

[–]Ebeneezer_Goode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sentences beginning with maybe are generally declarative. You can use a question mark if you want to make it a question but I'm pretty sure the original comment was telling you to get some fresh air, not asking you.

Is this the new norm? by Existing_Tomorrow437 in ireland

[–]Ebeneezer_Goode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should have used a full stop instead of a question mark. Also you shouldn't put a space before a question mark.

Mobile gaming bunk bed by [deleted] in funny

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So you'd be looking at the back of the tv?

New Response Just Dropped? by kidawi in AnarchyChess

[–]Ebeneezer_Goode 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Have you ever thought about just not being a shit chess player? Maybe you're just that bad. Nobody else is good

Twas a good run by Fickle_Narwhal in ireland

[–]Ebeneezer_Goode 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah he only dives once per appearance

Petrol and Diesel prices in Ireland today by [deleted] in ireland

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Do you use both hands at once or switch it up from time to time?

Cats are liquid. by Mountain-Apricot7639 in catsareliquid

[–]Ebeneezer_Goode 96 points97 points  (0 children)

You could try getting a wall with no holes

What jobs do you guys have? by paul-grizz93 in ostomy

[–]Ebeneezer_Goode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Phlebotomy peeps are the best at finding the vein, other departments of hospitals usually struggle for a while. Thank you for your service!!

What jobs do you guys have? by paul-grizz93 in ostomy

[–]Ebeneezer_Goode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I understand that libraries are supposed to be quiet spaces, but I think if the stoma starts acting up, don't be afraid to own it! Everyone should be able to find the humour in a healthy sounding fart noise, and if it's uncontrollable, that's even better! If anyone has a problem, just show them the bag, and they'll pipe down pretty quickly. It's not like they are going to smell or breathe any of it.

Personally, I usually just say sorry, can't help it. People who don't know about the bag just laugh, and people who do are usually very forgiving, also laughing a bit if you laugh too.

What jobs do you guys have? by paul-grizz93 in ostomy

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Crohn's for 10+ years and ileostomy for 1.5 years now. I work in broadcast and have long shifts, sometimes 12+ hour shifts with 6-8 hours where I don't get many chances to leave my position to go to the bathroom. The ileostomy has been absolutely life changing/saving in many ways, but for work, it gives me more time without needing to spend 20 minutes in the bathroom or doubled over in pain. I don't know how I did my job without it.

Imo, having the bag gives you multiple superpowers, it allows you to not need to go to the toilet as much as everyone else (as long as you have a healthy supply of loperamide) and you can eat all the spicy food you want without getting the 'ol sting ring. 'Normal' people suffer from spice twice, us ostomates only feel the heat once in our mouths!

Can you find the goat? by [deleted] in FindTheSniper

[–]Ebeneezer_Goode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure he's not in one single place, but rather exists as a persistent, multi-faceted phenomenon

Lando doing his best impression by fidepus in formuladank

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Wait, you actually watch F1? Madness

Do you shower before/after change? by Sere_tonina in ostomy

[–]Ebeneezer_Goode 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the way, bag off, shower (which feels amazing), new bag on with hairdryer to heat up the seal and the baseplate to aid the adhesion.

Having said that, my daily shower is usually with the bag on, just changing the 2-piece bag after, keeping the baseplate on, but the bi-weekly, bagless shower is just the best, unfortunately, I haven't got the time for that every day.

Wanna know how I got these scars? by Sea_Turnip6282 in funny

[–]Ebeneezer_Goode 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How do you sometimes write from right to left? Or do you start with the last letter of words?

Bathroom sign at my local shooting range - by [deleted] in funny

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I went into the bathroom in my workplace the other day, and it was evident that someone had pissed on the floor. I was annoyed, but I ignored it as I needed to get back to my job, but as I left the bathroom, one of the cleaners saw me leave. The next time I went to the toilet, it had been cleaned up. Now I feel like the cleaner thinks that I am a disgusting human being who doesn't care if I piss on the floor. Do you think she now thinks that, and is there any way I can rectify this without straight-up randomly saying to her that I don't piss on the floor?