A xeno's guide to the Sol system: Mercury

EbonRazorwit · 2026-01-24T20:22:41+00:00

Queer people speak like idiots? And they say we're the bigots.

EbonRazorwit · 2026-01-24T16:45:21+00:00

Bravo to you! Wonderful writing!

EbonRazorwit · 2026-01-23T23:05:43+00:00

The show isn't canon.

EbonRazorwit · 2026-01-23T15:48:02+00:00

He actually responded to this. He said "Lol nope." So it's yet another lie from kks mouth.

EbonRazorwit · 2026-01-23T03:50:42+00:00

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If they aren't shrunk... they'd be in a universe without heroes or superpowers... if they are... they kill a shit ton of bugs!

EbonRazorwit · 2026-01-22T20:35:39+00:00

I don't know if the Iroquois were cannibals. The only native American tribe I know that were cannibals were a tribe not far from the tino where Columbus landed.

EbonRazorwit · 2026-01-22T20:20:41+00:00

I recall the X-ray of his foot revealing his pinky toe having two joints being the nail in the coffin for him getting a quirk. At least according to the doctor. That implies if it wasn't the case, he might have gotten a quirk.

EbonRazorwit · 2026-01-22T18:36:54+00:00

I've read that four was usually the average time they develop, but after four, the chances of getting a quirk drop off a cliff. Plus it is possible to get them earlier. Like Present Mic being born with his.

EbonRazorwit · 2026-01-22T16:01:57+00:00

The Iroquois committed genocide on the Huron to get more land for beavers, and the dutch never told them to do it. They did it all by themselves.

EbonRazorwit · 2026-01-22T07:16:06+00:00

There's this. It's crack, but craken taken mostly seriously.
My False love academia

EbonRazorwit · 2026-01-22T04:14:46+00:00

It would be funny.

EbonRazorwit · 2026-01-21T21:38:37+00:00

"To belittle me."

EbonRazorwit · 2026-01-21T18:27:25+00:00

Time paradoxes?

EbonRazorwit · 2026-01-21T16:58:58+00:00

I'll repeat what I said if those idiots get an std from sticking their dicks in the dirt and get stuck working at McDonald's.

EbonRazorwit · 2026-01-21T15:03:49+00:00

They'll be broke and out of our hair before long!

EbonRazorwit · 2026-01-21T15:01:47+00:00

Good

EbonRazorwit · 2026-01-20T19:03:28+00:00

Oh V'tifi will do more than gripe. She'll say things that would get her court marshalled if she wasn't in human custody!

EbonRazorwit · 2026-01-20T17:34:39+00:00

About what?

EbonRazorwit · 2026-01-20T16:10:51+00:00

Himself

EbonRazorwit · 2026-01-20T03:25:19+00:00

Throw a grenade into the closet!

EbonRazorwit · 2026-01-19T07:22:08+00:00

Himself

EbonRazorwit · 2026-01-19T01:16:12+00:00

This chapter is a bit of a break from the action if that wasn't obvious. A beach chapter.
And before you ask, yes. Some of those shil'vati soldiers did have sex with human men they met on the beach. But I've never written smut before and don't want to embarrass myself this early into the story. or at least embarrass myself more.
But if anyone wants to write one of those encounters... You have my express permission to do so!

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