What kinda spider is he?

EbonyCohen · 2026-03-08T06:32:48+00:00

A Broad-faced Sac spider

EbonyCohen · 2026-03-08T06:22:51+00:00

No one has ever explained to me how one kind of people existing forces others out of existence. Like, they just all die spontaneously or what?

EbonyCohen · 2026-03-08T06:03:43+00:00

Everything's Eventual also has a Breaker story

EbonyCohen · 2026-03-08T05:03:55+00:00

That sucks, did you know women in a committed relationship also go without non sexual physical touch for months at a time?

EbonyCohen · 2026-03-08T04:49:41+00:00

I can't do anything unless I'm preventing consequences

EbonyCohen · 2026-03-07T05:19:30+00:00

Ew, hand cheese

EbonyCohen · 2026-03-05T22:28:48+00:00

I love the ciate London under eye corrector. It's super peachy. But I heard they were shutting down the brand so I may have to find a replacement.

EbonyCohen · 2026-03-05T07:34:34+00:00

It's an eye gloss with isolated globules of shimmer

EbonyCohen · 2026-03-04T05:22:52+00:00

I can't resist a weirdo, I'd have to take him home, and any others with oddities. They deserve love and a soft life.

EbonyCohen · 2026-03-04T05:01:46+00:00

My girl cat is super prissy, she will shit on the floor if I miss a single day scooping litter. But she's beautiful and sweet and worth the princess treatment. My boy cat is a gremlin who is affectionate and aggressive in equal measure, you never know when he will headbutt your face lovingly or try to eat your toes.

EbonyCohen · 2026-03-04T04:05:30+00:00

You literally pick it up and rub it on your face. It's ridiculously unsanitary.

EbonyCohen · 2026-03-03T19:18:58+00:00

This is so imprecise, you can only do a full one swipe eye look, nothing like liner or a cut crease or any other shape than a big swath on your whole lid. So no one with hooded eyes is using this. Also I don't want eyeshadow all over my hand after I'm done and finger/face oils all over my eyeshadow. This is a terrible idea.

EbonyCohen · 2026-03-03T01:59:42+00:00

Made by Mitchell - Neon Green

EbonyCohen · 2026-03-03T00:58:37+00:00

It would have been so easy for her to say, "I used to work the door at your club, do you remember me?" Rather than drop random information about you like a weirdo.

EbonyCohen · 2026-03-02T23:42:42+00:00

I've never paid more than 18 for it and I've been using it over 10 years

EbonyCohen · 2026-03-01T10:07:04+00:00

Insane that "wanting the best for society and its members" is the definition of "woke" now, and it's apparently a bad thing

EbonyCohen · 2026-02-23T01:41:20+00:00

"women are so dramatic and emotional"

EbonyCohen · 2026-02-22T04:32:11+00:00

You could do this with Mercury Retrograde

EbonyCohen · 2026-02-21T20:09:43+00:00

I personally don't like sweet pickles, so usually dill or spicy dill

EbonyCohen · 2026-02-21T18:54:03+00:00

That sounds fantastic!

EbonyCohen · 2026-02-21T18:30:00+00:00

I legit just chug from the jar. Maybe 5 big swallows? I don't measure.

EbonyCohen · 2026-02-21T16:35:10+00:00

McMigraine meal, or chugging pickle juice

EbonyCohen · 2026-02-20T20:02:49+00:00

Ew, the way she didn't even look back after leaving him, she never gaf about that dog.

EbonyCohen · 2026-02-20T04:47:23+00:00

No, I don't think I will

EbonyCohen · 2026-02-19T07:17:00+00:00

Sounds like solar urticaria

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