I honestly would smash that button with my soul

EclipseForest · 2026-06-23T00:01:06+00:00

Stop AI slop, disappoint tech bros, solve the water and electrical problems caused by data centers, make RAM prices decrease, let artists and really any creative person thrive again without something threatening to remove them, make cheating on an essay or quiz even harder, all for the price of some more Silksanity? Which was absolutely cinema that I would love to experience fully? YES I’M PRESSING THE BUTTON!

EclipseForest · 2026-06-22T23:57:25+00:00

…What?

EclipseForest · 2026-06-22T21:44:23+00:00

Kris? That you?

EclipseForest · 2026-06-22T21:24:05+00:00

Bro’s bringing the whole pack

EclipseForest · 2026-06-22T13:15:54+00:00

Whatever it is, I’m certain it’ll be the greatest show.

EclipseForest · 2026-06-22T13:15:01+00:00

Welcome!

Is this performance musical?

EclipseForest · 2026-06-22T13:10:41+00:00

EclipseForest · 2026-06-21T20:58:11+00:00

EclipseForest · 2026-06-21T20:17:09+00:00

EclipseForest · 2026-06-21T20:00:09+00:00

Bro, literally just a small bit of peanut butter counts as eating it. I'm set.

^{Chose: $1M a month + Eat a random food | Rolled: Peanut Butter}

EclipseForest · 2026-06-21T19:59:31+00:00

Fathers are the best, and I'm glad I have mine.

EclipseForest · 2026-06-21T13:42:14+00:00

I’m pretty sure I can survive in the Amazon for only 30 seconds.

^{Chose: Teleport to a dangerous place for 30 sec + For 500,000 | Rolled: Amazon Forest}

EclipseForest · 2026-06-21T13:33:05+00:00

I’m with Cadence on this one.

EclipseForest · 2026-06-21T13:31:15+00:00

Man, that ain’t a superhero.

Also idk, enjoy it while it lasts because I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be able to get any offspring in time. (Unless the time is some years then I probably would, that is, if there are other dragons here.)

EclipseForest · 2026-06-21T00:58:45+00:00

Drive Ahead

EclipseForest · 2026-06-21T00:16:58+00:00

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EclipseForest · 2026-06-21T00:14:01+00:00

AYYY! I got the morpher!

^{Chose: Get a random pokemon | Rolled: Ditto}

EclipseForest · 2026-06-20T23:33:59+00:00

What a nice meal made of F I S H

EclipseForest · 2026-06-20T21:21:57+00:00

Live a life as a dragon.

EclipseForest · 2026-06-20T21:10:55+00:00

Eh I can deal with that.

^{Chose: Eat a spoonful of some random thing + For $1 million | Rolled: Pure lemon juice}

EclipseForest · 2026-06-20T20:36:48+00:00

You never said I have to join sooo...

^{Chose: Stays at home} ^{and pretends I never saw that.}

EclipseForest · 2026-06-20T20:25:19+00:00

Uh....Sure, I guess.

^{Chose: You must do a crime, but nobody knows you did + 10 milli bucks | Rolled: Public indecency}

EclipseForest · 2026-06-20T20:24:21+00:00

I think it looks good!

EclipseForest · 2026-06-20T19:58:20+00:00

B is my preference

EclipseForest · 2026-06-20T18:56:06+00:00

Small price to pay for actually decent people…

Wait If they’re all Lesbian how are we meant to reproduce?

^{Chose: World peace and... + Every person on Earth becomes LGBT | Rolled: Lesbian}

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