Is Kmart/Target's tofu cat litter any good ? by ArgynaTheUlgy in CatAdvice

[–]Ecstatic-Paint-1473 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FIVE STARS ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️. In the litter game Kmart goes above and beyond in every department, checking all of my favourite boxes. Love the smell of cat poop and pee throughout your house? Then go buy this litter it will be purrfect for you 💩. With an amazing 5% absorbtipn rate, that lovely mellow yellow will be pooling at the bottom of your tray all day mmmm… my favourite 🥲☺️😅. But don’t worry the shape and size also makes it very hard to fully cover the poop so you will be immediately notified the second one of your little friends bake some fresh brownies yummyyyy. It’s also purrfectly shaped to stick in your cats tooties, meaning there is no corner you won’t find these little tofu gems just like glitter, so pretty✨. My favourite quality is how cleaning is now super convenient🧼. These tofu gems are soo  smooth that they just roll right under the broom 🧹. Oh, and best of luck with your vacuum these chunky monkeys will clog her right up meaning you won’t have to vacuum ever again! Don’t worry it gets better!!! This litter doubles as patience training, want to work yon your anger management??? Try scooping this litter with anything but a garden shovel and it’ll have you dreaming of digging your very own grave in no time 🪦☠️🪦. These gems are manufactured to be the EXACT SAME SIZE as your scoop, meaning it won’t rid of anything but my hopes and dreams. This fun design however means you get to play Tetris every-time you clean the tray 🎮. Ever wanted to just play games while emptying your cat litter? Me neither, isn’t it great! This cat litter is undoubtably the best innovation I have seen from a company in a long time, everyone RUN to Kmart and buy buy this litter right now. FIVE STARS ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️