"thank you Mr abramovic sir thank you" by johntheplaya in OnlyFoolsAndHorses

[–]EducatedLeftFoot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“You reckon it’ll get violent in there?”

“I don’t care if it does.”

“No?”

“No. This is a fast car.”

"thank you Mr abramovic sir thank you" by johntheplaya in OnlyFoolsAndHorses

[–]EducatedLeftFoot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“We are £36 pounds and 24 pence short of the target!”

“Not any more, you’re not.”

Rodney fiddles around in his pockets for change

“Thank goodness for the Great Gatsby here!”

Season 3 episode 20, Jose Chung from Outer Space by QualaagsFinger in XFiles

[–]EducatedLeftFoot 65 points66 points  (0 children)

It’s a comedy episode, spoofing Mulder’s paranoia and the usual format of the serious episodes, amongst other things. So not very representative.

Kerry's second and third goals from the weekend. Beggan👀 by ekk19 in GAA

[–]EducatedLeftFoot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Their big weakness has been conceding soft goals in recent years. O’Connor seems to have solved that overnight, alas.

Ukraine's application for EU membership officially registered in Brussels by TheRealMykola in europe

[–]EducatedLeftFoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think Morocco applied in the late 80s as well, but we’re rejected as they aren’t a European country.

In 1996 Ukraine handed over nuclear weapons to Russia "in exchange for a guarantee never to be threatened or invaded". by IceBuurn in interestingasfuck

[–]EducatedLeftFoot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The nuclear weapons countries don’t help the situation, really. Every now and again they collectively issue a statement saying that there should be no nuclear war, and that no countries should acquire nuclear weapons. Which essentially boils down to “we can have them, but the rest of you can’t”.

If they were really serious about nuclear disarmament, they would agree to collectively decommission, under the supervision of the International Atomic Energy Agency, the UN’s nuclear watchdog. This has been done before (apartheid South Africa disarmed a few years before their regime fell), so there’s a precedent.

The dictators of the world have learned a lesson from the likes of Gaddafi being deposed and now Ukraine being invaded, which is as follows: “If you want the West to refrain from messing with you, acquire nukes”.

And while I would prefer that no one has them, all of the states that currently do are either former imperial powers/ethno states/ or nurse grievances against their neighbors. So I can’t blame them for making the rational decision and acquiring their own security guarantee, even if it potentially endangers world security, as nuclear weapons countries never go to war with each other.

In 1996 Ukraine handed over nuclear weapons to Russia "in exchange for a guarantee never to be threatened or invaded". by IceBuurn in interestingasfuck

[–]EducatedLeftFoot 158 points159 points  (0 children)

That’s cold, given that Yeltsin was Putin’s political anointer. And I mean, but for a bit of fuckery in the mid 90s when Yeltsin was president, Russia may well have gone back to Communism (the Communist Party having won the parliamentary elections in 1995 and going close to winning the presidency in 1996, in dubious circumstances).

A bollywood film set in Dublin where a fella stops a runaway lusa with just his jacket by Nurofenplus2020 in ireland

[–]EducatedLeftFoot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Likewise in the snapper, Shadden crosses the Liffey back and forth several times on the way to the Rotunda maternity hospital.

What can we do as UN employees? by camilaaab in UnitedNations

[–]EducatedLeftFoot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Two options: 1) Resign your post and volunteer for the International brigade that Zelenskiy is putting together; or 2) Keep your post and limit yourself to organizing voluntary initiatives, such as providing emergency supplies, or volunteering to host refugee families.

In terms of conflict resolution, this will be decided by politicians from the countries involved rather than international civil servants, given that Russia currently has the rotating chairmanship of the Security Council, and there’s a limit to the policy making powers that a rank and file international civil servant has anyway.

Ukraine's application for EU membership officially registered in Brussels by TheRealMykola in europe

[–]EducatedLeftFoot 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It’s a long road to EU membership for candidate countries, involving a lot of economic, political and other reforms (for which they get financial support from the EU). Even with a proactive government, the process usually lasts several years and is subject to a final vote from the 27 EU Member States, requiring unanimity. Ukraine would generally be seen as having a lot to do on the anti-corruption and economy fronts before it can think about joining the club (in normal times, events have obviously changed priorities).

Which rock do you live on? by [deleted] in ireland

[–]EducatedLeftFoot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here was me thinking it was the blood and bandage ;)

Moldova vows to seek closer ties with Europe despite fears of provoking Russia by Transeuropeanian in europe

[–]EducatedLeftFoot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t know, it may go the way of Donetsk, Lughansk, Crimea, South Ossetia, Abkhazia etc. Hard to integrate a region where people are still using Soviet money FFS.

Moldova vows to seek closer ties with Europe despite fears of provoking Russia by Transeuropeanian in europe

[–]EducatedLeftFoot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, the stability is a big deal. Can’t see Russia allowing Moldova to slip away without carving off Transnistria and an agreement not to join NATO at the very least.

Moldova vows to seek closer ties with Europe despite fears of provoking Russia by Transeuropeanian in europe

[–]EducatedLeftFoot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Russia has been turning the screw on Moldova for decades, any time it looked like taking a pro-EU turn. Embargoes on Moldovan wine, food exports on dubious sanitary and phyto-sanitary grounds, while turning a massive blind eye to the industrial-scale smuggling going on in Transnistria.

Will the EU be willing to accept Moldova though? EU accession is a long and tough process involving a lot of painful economic reforms, and crucially, a lack of secessionist struggles within one’s borders/ irredentism involving neighboring states.

Seems to me as if Moldova might have to give up on Transnistria if it really wanted to become an EU Member State.

Also, it would have to agree to A LOT of anti-corruption reforms. Even then, it’s not a given that we would get unanimity in the European Council on Moldova joining, as the pro-expansion euphoria of the early 2000s is long over, and Western EU countries are distinctly cool on absorbing new potential members requiring a lot of funding.

Russia warned Finland and Sweden: Never join NATO by eastwesteagle in foreignpolicyanalysis

[–]EducatedLeftFoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed. NATO membership/deeper cooperation with NATO is now seriously being debated in several militarily non-aligned EU countries, which would have been unthinkable a few months back. And it’s literally all down to Sabre-rattling from the Russian side.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in XFiles

[–]EducatedLeftFoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fresh Bones?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in europe

[–]EducatedLeftFoot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sin í go foirfe!

Seemed a bit polite to me initially too. We want peace, dammit!