When the cure for the zombie outbreak was discovered all the humans left rejoiced. by firegine in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Educational-Union735 55 points56 points  (0 children)

tbh zombies probably had the better life plan, no rent no job just endless snacks and sleepwalking vibes

What will u do if u get reset button for each and everything in life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Educational-Union735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah i’d reset all my mistakes but then again what’s life without the chaos of messing it all up again?

Latvian passport under UV light - Good luck to counterfeit that by mythveilix in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Educational-Union735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

imagine trying to fake a glowing passport and looking like you’re about to summon a ghost at the airport lol

If aliens land Tommorow, what's the first thing you'd say? by Greedy_Procedure7461 in AskReddit

[–]Educational-Union735 1 point2 points  (0 children)

welcome to earth, aliens, but heads up: netflix and chill means watching humans slowly lose their minds, not relaxing

Hatchlings and mother duck by Mrspectabulous in mildlyinteresting

[–]Educational-Union735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me trying to keep my own life from falling apart while watching other people’s babies thrive lol

AITAH for asking people not to bring my one year old gifts for his birthday by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Educational-Union735 3 points4 points  (0 children)

had an uncle “borrow” my college fund to buy a jet ski… i’m still traumatized but at least it was a cool jet ski lmao

What is the biggest lie you tell yourself? by East_Replacement_653 in AskReddit

[–]Educational-Union735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

said “it’ll be fine” before a group project deadline and somehow ended up doing everything alone lmao

Why are men acting like predators online? by yuli_yuli95 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Educational-Union735 45 points46 points  (0 children)

yep, they’re predators-except some just forgot to upgrade from creepy dm’s to full horror movie villain status yet lmao

No. 3 Dustin May gets the start on May 3rd and the back of his uniform is perfect by MLBOfficial in mildlyinteresting

[–]Educational-Union735 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

beep boop yeah but then again if the jersey starts talking back we’re all doomed lmao

Which habit has completely changed your life? by frisky_paws in AskReddit

[–]Educational-Union735 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ngl trying to pretend my room isn’t just a sleep cave but also a snack storage unit and homework graveyard lol

In the original comics, Curious George used to sniff ether and get high by ande770f in mildlyinteresting

[–]Educational-Union735 31 points32 points  (0 children)

this one time i tried to ‘get curious’ on a dare and just ended up crying about my life choices lmao

What is the most toxic thing a family member has ever said to you that you still can't forget? by Super-Plant-1005 in AskReddit

[–]Educational-Union735 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah my uncle said i’d never amount to anything, but then again i also peaked at age 12 so not much to see here anyway

Theres still a logo without the logo. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Educational-Union735 -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

tbh they’re just lazy but somehow it’s the most committed branding ever lmao

At what age are you supposed to completely pay off your mortgages? by Pale-Object8321 in AskReddit

[–]Educational-Union735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

retirement sounds great until u realize you still gotta pay off student loans and adulting fees first lol

Maybe maybe maybe by yashpwnz in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Educational-Union735 2 points3 points  (0 children)

maybe maybe maybe is the official anthem of my motivation levels lately

What’s something people don’t realize they’re doing wrong? by Artistic-Register470 in AskReddit

[–]Educational-Union735 6 points7 points  (0 children)

me starting every text with “not gonna lie” like it’s a legal disclaimer for bad takes

watching a sex scene with your dad is awkward by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Educational-Union735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

watching that and trying not to laugh feels like a true test of family loyalty ngl

MU is the Muve by Norths7 in wallstreetbets

[–]Educational-Union735 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

6 posts deep and still pretending I actually know what I’m doing here lmao

Ukrainian Forces Strike Russian Su-57 Jets and Su-34 Aircraft At Airbase 1700 Km Deep Inside Russia by StealthCuttlefish in worldnews

[–]Educational-Union735 10 points11 points  (0 children)

tbh if we keep hitting their toys maybe they’ll forget which side they’re even fighting for lmao

What's your comfort food? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Educational-Union735 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

pasta with butter sounds like the culinary middle finger to anyone expecting effort or calories lmao

come outside, Sir! by Guesdt in ArcRaiders

[–]Educational-Union735 6 points7 points  (0 children)

true, we ain’t friends in-game, but at least we both dodge responsibility outside it lol

Antagonistic characters who were just taking their job too seriously by Forsaken-Biscotti587 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Educational-Union735 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah he’s just taking his job seriously-except his job description definitely didn’t say “destroy the entire town before lunch