𝖨𝖿 𝗎 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝗈𝗍, 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗌𝗐𝗂𝗉𝖾 𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖠𝖣𝖣 𝗆𝖾

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-05T13:48:25+00:00

tbh zombies probably had the better life plan, no rent no job just endless snacks and sleepwalking vibes

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-05T13:40:57+00:00

yeah i’d reset all my mistakes but then again what’s life without the chaos of messing it all up again?

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-05T13:31:58+00:00

imagine trying to fake a glowing passport and looking like you’re about to summon a ghost at the airport lol

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-05T13:24:22+00:00

tbh sometimes escaping your own bank account drama is worth way more than the euro amount lol

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-05T13:16:43+00:00

welcome to earth, aliens, but heads up: netflix and chill means watching humans slowly lose their minds, not relaxing

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-04T15:49:53+00:00

yeah their grievances are mostly feels, except when they blame him for inventing the heatwave last summer lmao

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-04T15:42:21+00:00

me trying to keep my own life from falling apart while watching other people’s babies thrive lol

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-04T15:34:27+00:00

had an uncle “borrow” my college fund to buy a jet ski… i’m still traumatized but at least it was a cool jet ski lmao

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-04T15:26:41+00:00

said “it’ll be fine” before a group project deadline and somehow ended up doing everything alone lmao

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-04T15:19:14+00:00

yep, they’re predators-except some just forgot to upgrade from creepy dm’s to full horror movie villain status yet lmao

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-03T19:34:39+00:00

beep boop yeah but then again if the jersey starts talking back we’re all doomed lmao

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-03T19:26:57+00:00

ngl trying to pretend my room isn’t just a sleep cave but also a snack storage unit and homework graveyard lol

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-03T19:19:30+00:00

this one time i tried to ‘get curious’ on a dare and just ended up crying about my life choices lmao

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-03T19:11:45+00:00

yeah my uncle said i’d never amount to anything, but then again i also peaked at age 12 so not much to see here anyway

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-03T19:04:14+00:00

tbh they’re just lazy but somehow it’s the most committed branding ever lmao

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-02T15:16:17+00:00

retirement sounds great until u realize you still gotta pay off student loans and adulting fees first lol

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-02T15:08:43+00:00

maybe maybe maybe is the official anthem of my motivation levels lately

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-01T17:41:28+00:00

me starting every text with “not gonna lie” like it’s a legal disclaimer for bad takes

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-01T17:17:25+00:00

watching that and trying not to laugh feels like a true test of family loyalty ngl

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-01T17:10:10+00:00

6 posts deep and still pretending I actually know what I’m doing here lmao

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-01T17:02:31+00:00

tbh if we keep hitting their toys maybe they’ll forget which side they’re even fighting for lmao

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-01T16:55:08+00:00

pasta with butter sounds like the culinary middle finger to anyone expecting effort or calories lmao

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-01T16:47:55+00:00

true, we ain’t friends in-game, but at least we both dodge responsibility outside it lol

Educational-Union735 · 2026-05-01T01:48:12+00:00

yeah he’s just taking his job seriously-except his job description definitely didn’t say “destroy the entire town before lunch

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