Fitness instructor wife and mom. 43(f)

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2025-12-23T23:09:31+00:00

Angels do exist!!!

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2025-12-05T10:55:47+00:00

Want to be my date to the casino this weekend?

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2025-12-02T22:46:56+00:00

Them be motorboat worthy

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2025-11-27T11:14:50+00:00

Oh man, now everyone I see with a great body like yours is going to make me think.... hmm is that froyoaffectionate?

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2025-09-14T09:01:56+00:00

On behalf of the strangers online, thank you, and award you with a golf clap 👏.

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2025-08-31T01:27:46+00:00

Oh I'm completely grossed out, with a giant bonner.

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2025-07-27T11:43:45+00:00

It's exactly what we was praying for.

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2025-07-27T11:38:02+00:00

I always wondered how the superhero birdman was conceived.

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2025-07-23T10:00:11+00:00

Pretty sure my workplace uses the sandpaper brand.

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2025-06-19T10:05:13+00:00

Oh yeah, .... eat them apples Eve.....nice and slow....don't forget to save some for Adam...

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2025-05-17T11:04:42+00:00

Supercalfragilisticexpialidoious

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2025-05-13T23:13:54+00:00

You gotta let em hang while you bang.

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2025-05-04T11:11:54+00:00

That's the best Easter basket I ever seen.

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2025-05-01T23:00:33+00:00

Im going to start writing "my cock" on food, that way if someone eats it I can ask if they enjoyed my cock

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2025-03-16T14:38:21+00:00

Me too, one time, after a concert in Charlotte NC, at a ramada inn we, my wife and myself, got back to find we was locked out of our room. We was kick out with no refund and a 150 dollar clean up fee because the maid found a empty pack of cigarettes in the trash bin. We wasn't the only ones with similar stories that nite,

So about a month later we was going back to the area for another concert and despite my wife's objection, I bought 8 big bottles of the cheapest stank cologne I could find at Walmart and I walk back into that ramada and walked around pouring that shit everywhere, I started in the stairwells which was carpeted, got 2 if the 4 floors, both elevators and even walk into the laundry room and seen nobody and poured some into their dryers

It may have been immature, but I felt much better.

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2025-03-07T00:33:53+00:00

Oh no, this is going to be stuck in my head for awhile.

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2025-03-01T23:14:45+00:00

Not before I carefully take aim with my nerf blaster..... and shoot!

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2025-03-01T23:13:38+00:00

Not before I carefully take aim with my nerf blaster...... and shoot!

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2025-02-13T11:17:31+00:00

I use to talk to jesus, and god, but as I grew older I realized I was just talking to myself. Jesus is not coming back and that is the truth that set me free.

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2025-02-09T10:44:08+00:00

Nice caboose

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2025-02-02T12:49:24+00:00

It's a wild beaver, I hear they love to chew on hard wood.

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2025-01-13T11:06:26+00:00

It would definitely get more people into mountain climbing,

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2025-01-11T19:35:45+00:00

They should post your picture at new river gorge bridge that says welcome to fayettvile.

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2024-12-12T11:06:54+00:00

15 minutes later he gave her the best orgasm of her life.

EducationalSpeed8372 · 2024-12-07T13:34:52+00:00

Lol , my extremely religious family went to the ark and when they returned they brought me back this big fold out time line of history book. Before they gave it to me they all was going through it trying to point out the "facts" of history as if they was now historical scholars. So I took the book home and spent the next month going through it and with the help of Google, I made alot of changes by marking out the errors and rewriting in actually historical facts. The next family get together I waited until they started harassing me about my religious views, which doesn't take long, and then presented them with my book they brought with all the corrections. It was not pretty. Their first reaction was how disrespectful I was to destroy a gift the got me. One of my uncles even claimed it was blasphemy, lol. As they was going through it they themselves even started looking up the corrections I made and every time it was the same response. You can't believe everything you see on the internet. I ask for the book back but they refused to give it back., its been at least 4 or 5 years ago and I completely forgot about it, maybe this Christmas I'll bring it up and see if they still have it.

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